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Post by Rawful » Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:15

I am a girl and don't know dick all about computers. It's bad. It's embarrassing. Hopefully you guys won't laugh at how dumb I am, I'm hesitant about posting here in the first place.

But what in all the heck are automated queries and why does it say I'm sending them? I asked around and people keep saying to delete your cookies, and I did but it keeps saying that. Any ideas?
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Re: Dumb

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Jul 10, 2011 14:58

Delete system32 that should stop it from happening.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Jul 10, 2011 14:59

Don't really do this, Frohman fell for this a long time ago and we make him insane by bringing up the fact he did it even if it's not funny anymore.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Rawful » Sun Jul 10, 2011 15:01

Ya, thank goodness I'm too dumb to even know how to do that. That and I kind of didn't believe you. Good joke bro.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Gordon Frohman » Sun Jul 10, 2011 15:12

Smith thinks it gets me angry, when I don't care anymore.

Anyway, I know this is basic shit but did you Google the problem?
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Re: Dumb

Post by Saladin » Sun Jul 10, 2011 18:02

Without displaying the error message we can't really help you much more, but an automatic query sounds like something which contacts other websites without your permission.

I would recommend downloading Spybot Search and Destroy and running a scan with it. That will get rid of most nasty things that don't belong on your computer that don't technically qualify as viruses.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Jon0101 » Sun Jul 10, 2011 18:46

Is it a website that is telling you that you are sending out automated queries.
Or is it a pop up.
Or is it windows it self?
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Re: Dumb

Post by Rawful » Sun Jul 10, 2011 21:39

Yes I googled the problem, it told me to delete my cookies, I did and it didn't help. It's a website that keeps telling me I'm running the automated queries.

We're sorry...

... but your computer or network may be sending automated queries. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.
See Google Help for more information.

This is the error message things. I'll figure it out eventually it's not like life or death important, just frustrating.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Jon0101 » Sun Jul 10, 2011 22:07

What website? Because if it is only one website, it could be that the website has the problem.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Rawful » Sun Jul 10, 2011 22:49

You're right. I'll give it some time to wait and see. 83
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Re: Dumb

Post by Scythe » Sun Jul 10, 2011 23:19

http://www.quickonlinetips.com/archives/2009/03/fix-google-search-were-sorry-error-pages/ wrote:Step I - I tried the first and easiest way of deleting cookies from my browser.

If you use Firefox -� Go to Tools > Options > Private Data > Clear Now > Check Cookies > Clear Private Data Now

And behold, all the errors were gone and the issue was fixed for me.

Step 2 - If that does not fix the issue, then download any popular anti-malware software like Lavasoft Adaware, or Spybot Search and Destroy, MacScan (for Mac), and run a full system scan to find and remove spyware and malware which could be triggering those automated queries to Google.

Step 3 – If you tested and your computer and network are secure, but you continue to get the Google errors, then send feedback to Google and they will investigate your report and fix the issue.
I know the first one says try deleting cookies, but try it again anyway.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Rawful » Sun Jul 10, 2011 23:23

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Re: Dumb

Post by Saladin » Sun Jul 10, 2011 23:27

Did you skip my idea? Because that will probably fix it.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Rawful » Sun Jul 10, 2011 23:41

I had to skip it because my computer is clinically retarded with downloading things, and so am I.

Thanks for the help guys, I'm betting it's just the website, cuz it's the only place I'm having a hard time. Maybe waiting it out will make everything work.
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Re: Dumb

Post by Mr. Smith » Mon Jul 11, 2011 02:14

Gordon Frohman wrote:Smith thinks it gets me angry, when I don't care anymore.

Anyway, I know this is basic shit but did you Google the problem?
You're commenting about it, if it really didn't phase you then you wouldn't of made a comment.
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