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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Mr. Smith » Fri Oct 14, 2011 21:16

Just remember, I have 4 dozen jars of pee and I know where most of you live....... Vote for Smith!
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Jon0101 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 21:36

Nominate me. Here is my statement:

When I am modded I will delete a lot of your posts for my personal amusement.

Now chant: Por - tal- forums!

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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Oct 15, 2011 05:28

If I'm elected I will molest Frohman's house.
(basically I'll just jackoff on the outside of his house, and poop somewhere, because poop is funny)
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Quack » Sat Oct 15, 2011 06:35

I nominate stabbeh
Because squirtle squad
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Post by Ransom » Sat Oct 15, 2011 07:48

SMITH 2011

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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Oct 15, 2011 17:23

Ransom wrote:SMITH 2011
A vote for Smith, is a vote for sanity.
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Oct 15, 2011 17:25

Also if elected I will raffle off a copy of Mass Effect 3.
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by kob » Sun Oct 16, 2011 03:07

iamthelordhitman wrote:BRING BACK RANSOM

or saladin, either of tehm
pick one

okay so we have Scythe, Stabbeh, Saladin (?) and Smith.

MOD ELECTION: S EDITION

(for the record, smith, if you actually do win, you're gonna have a hard time convincing Paul to make you a mod. I hope you're ready for that)

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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Oct 16, 2011 03:09

KnightofBane wrote:
iamthelordhitman wrote:BRING BACK RANSOM

or saladin, either of tehm
pick one

okay so we have Scythe, Stabbeh, Saladin (?) and Smith.

MOD ELECTION: S EDITION

(for the record, smith, if you actually do win, you're gonna have a hard time convincing Paul to make you a mod. I hope you're ready for that)
Well even if I win and don't get to be a mod I'm still doing the Mass Effect 3 raffle.
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Scythe » Sun Oct 16, 2011 03:39

IF I WIN, I'LL GIVE AWAY A COPY OF SKYRIM FOR STEAM.
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Oct 16, 2011 03:50

If I don't win, everyone will lose.
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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Aliens » Sun Oct 16, 2011 06:12

If I win I will ??????

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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by kob » Sun Oct 16, 2011 07:06

haha I just realized I think Scythe has been in both the past two elections and lost. IS IT TIME FOR THE COMEBACK?

(actually now that I think about it I don't think Scythe was in the 2nd one)

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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by Cowardly » Sun Oct 16, 2011 07:46

I'm going to miss banning people on a whimsy, but then again I haven't done that in like a year because someone shit the bed and got all pissy about it

Vote for me because I'm cruel for no clear reason

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Re: The Calm Before the Storm [Mod Re-Election 3.0: Nominati

Post by iamthelordhitman » Sun Oct 16, 2011 08:33

uhm

i suppose ransom.
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