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The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by kob » Wed Nov 09, 2011 23:43

1. Rawful just recently announced her leave from the forums. Candidates, how do you plan to combat situations like this?

The debate began with spoilers of Modern Warfare 3, which no one seemed to really care about because Portal Forums has taste. Stabbeh took the first stab at the question stating that he would combat the situation like how it was handled: talking to the 'butthurt' person to lower tension whilst retaining the debate. He then went on to say that Rawful was being irrational and 'butthurt' (a clear indication that Stabbeh loves butts). Mr. Smith chimed in saying none of the current mods have balls and let members like VoN get away with stupid shit. Scythe answered last, agreeing with mostly what Stabbeh said.

It was clear from the start that Mr. Smith bought out Ransom, as you can see by his relentless defense of him. The other candidates then had a brief moment where they suffered from an identity crisis, raising the life-long question of "who was phone?"
KOB . says
THE PORTAL FORUMS MOD DEBATE
Ransom AAAA says
hahaha fuck you scythe
KOB . says
IS NOW UNDERWAY
Scythe . says
;D
AW FUCK
KOB . says
1. Rawful just recently announced her leave from the forums. Candidates, how do you plan to combat situations like this?
GO
GGOGOGOGOG
Stabbeh says
why does everyone see different names for eachother
KOB . says
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
NERD
Stampede says
>giving a shit about GUUURL GAYMERS
lmao
Stabbeh says
sorry ;-;
Scythe . says
Well, by banning smith
clearly
Mr. Smith says
so why the fuck am I even here?
Stampede says
>Banning Smith
ok
KOB . says
because you will win
hitman says
but stamp, you are the gurl gamer
Mr. Smith says
Because I'm not going to win
Stampede says
and then i had a vagina
Mr. Smith says
and everyone dies but Price in MW3
Scythe . says
stop crying smith this is supposed to be fun
Mr. Smith says
*Spoilers*
Scythe . says
price dies too
and dumbledore
Ransom AAAA says
nobody cares about mw3's plot
KOB . says
DUMBLEDUMB
Stampede says
soap dies
hitman says
mw3?
plot?
lolllllllllllll
Stampede says
russian presidents daughter is hot
or something
hitman says
there are alot of hot russian chicks
Mr. Smith says
it's just a computer game
you homo
hitman says
in mail order brides
Stabbeh says
TO ANSWER THE QUESTION: Essentially what was done. Trying to talk to whomever is butthurt and ease the tension. And by limiting harassment while still allowing normal debate.
Really, all that could've been done was done for Rawful. She was just being retarded and butthurt
Unfortunately
Ransom AAAA says
(what happened with rawful?)
KOB . says
SHE LEFT
hitman says
there was some shit about abortion
KOB . says
BECAUSE SHE GOT BUTTHURT
Stabbeh says
She left because she couldnt stand being around you, Ransom
KOB . says
ABOUT SOMEONE SAYING HER OPINION IS SILLY
Ransom AAAA says
noooooooo
KOB . says
funny thing is
hitman says
kob you are a liar and ascoundrel
Mr. Smith says
KoB and Chill had no balls or dicks and let VoN harass her to the point where she no longer feels welcome on PF
KOB . says
she still reads the forums
Scythe . says
Pretty much, rawful only left because there was a difference of opinion and she cannot handle a serious debate
hitman says
^
Ransom AAAA says
what thread was it
hitman says
its gone
random junk
Scythe . says
ir was in RJS
KOB . says
yeah
Ransom AAAA says
oh
KOB . says
she still reads the forums though
hitman says
the evidence has been expunged
Scythe . says
IT NEVER HAPPENED
Mr. Smith says
Anymore harassment or abuse will be met with instant bans, that goes to both parties no matter who starts it.
Scythe . says
CONSPIRACY
Ransom AAAA says
WE NOW RETURN TO THE DEBATE
Scythe . says
wow smith
Stabbeh says
"Im done with this goddamn place! Bye!"
Scythe . says
way to copy the r00l
KOB . says
our regular scheduled program
hahaha
FUCKING URRA
GOD
Mr. Smith says
I don't give a fuck
Scythe . says
hiss for me ^_^ i love you
Mr. Smith says
I have interent porn
KOB . says
scythe
hitman says
you are banned scythe
KOB . says
did you answer
Scythe . says
i am red
KOB . says
you did not
Scythe . says
what
KOB . says
YOU DID NOT
hitman says
and urra
KOB . says
I DONT THINK
Scythe . says
yes i did
KOB . says
DID YOU
Stampede says
u r all under arrest
Scythe . says
like twice
KOB . says
WHAT DID YOU SAY TWICE
Ransom AAAA says
Allow me to point out that Smith is up front about his habits and attitudes
Scythe . says
well
hitman says
he said you are a penis
twice
Mr. Smith says
Ransom, you are in 3rd place in a School Board Election in Upland
Scythe . says
once
Ransom AAAA says
with Smith you know what you are getting; he is an everyman, an honest man
what do we know about the other candidates?
KOB . says
OHHHHHHHH
Ransom AAAA says
WE KNOW NOTHING
Stabbeh says
wat.
KOB . says
STABBEH AND SCYTHE
GETTIN' SLAMMED
Mr. Smith says
which is funny because your signs say you're the sex offender write-in
Stabbeh says
Smith honest??????
Mr. Smith says
haha
Stabbeh says
i dont even
KOB . says
GETTIN' SLAM DUNKED
Mr. Smith says
I had some signs printed up in 2008 that said James Firkins: Sec Offender for Mayor
Scythe . says
I said that there was really nothing to do, Rawful didn't leave for any valid reason. She left because she cannot handle a serious debate. I am sure there were no hard feelings meant in the whole thing.
Mr. Smith says
and it kinda took off from there, lol
hitman says
WHO IS THIS HOWARD AND SCYTHE, JUST REALLY WHO ARE THEY I WISH TO KNOW
KOB . says
HOWARD = STABBEH
hitman says
i know this
im saying
Scythe . says
i am stab
KOB . says
STABBEH
=
hitman says
we dont
KOB . says
LIAR
hitman says
KNOW
Stabbeh says
My name is Dylan Cantrick
hitman says
THEM
Stampede says
im bored
can i be a mod now
Mr. Smith says
Howard is some dude who deleted his facebook because some old dude tried to molest him
Stabbeh says
And I live in a state which starts with an M
hitman says
stampede for mod
KOB . says
montana
hitman says
he cums in your dvd players
Stabbeh says
NOT MONTANA
Stampede says
Milk
hitman says
and doesnt givve a fuck
Scythe . says
MY NAME IS HOWARD KREISLER AND I HAVE A FACEBOOK ADD ME BOYS http://www.facebook.com/Howiday
sorry
Stabbeh says
http://www.facebook.com/dylan.cantrick here is me
KOB . says
HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO RANSOM
hitman says
NEXT QUESTION
Stabbeh says
Check out that smile
KOB . says
HOW DO YOU DO IT
Mr. Smith says
If I am elected I will put in place morning prayer
KOB . says
HE HAS CALLED YOU OUT
Scythe . says
RANSOM DOESN'T HAVE AN OPINION
HE IS A MACHINE
hitman says
tell him you are busy
Mr. Smith says
and if you don't believe in God, you will be banned
unless you are gay
Ransom AAAA says
Moderator of the debate, as you can see, this rabble unequipped to handle the responsibility in question
Mr. Smith says
then you will be banned
Stabbeh says
what are you even saying Ransom
Ransom AAAA says
Smith is the only candidate on-topic
hitman says
i think smith has bought out ransom
Stabbeh says
I answered the question before anyone ok
KOB . says
watergate
WATERGATE
Ransom AAAA says
I reject this allegations as smear-tactics
Scythe . says
CLOSE THE PORTS
KOB . says
MADAGASCAR
Scythe . says
CLOSE THE FUCKING PORTS
CANADA IS COUGHING
OH FUCK
Stabbeh says
fucking madagascar
KOB . says
SHUT DOWN
EVERYTHING
Mr. Smith says
All Stargate travel will be limited to members who have been on the forums for 2 or more years
hitman says
wat
KOB . says
W O T
Scythe . says
is there another question
KOB . says
no thats all thank you for coming
hitman says
i require more questionbs
Ransom AAAA says
Ladies and gentlemen, Smith understands the real issues here
Mr. Smith says
If you enter the Stargate and have been a member for less then 2 years then Smith will send you a million dick pics.
2. From Wester to Gordon, PF has been a place full of harassment. What are your opinions on the state of harassment? What actions need to be taken, if any?

Stabbeh answered by saying that harassment on PF is not very common, but serious harassment would be dealt with through warnings and bans. Otherwise, light to no moderation would be used as these situations seem to resolve on their own. Scythe agreed with this notion, saying that it's all fun and games until someone 'can't take a joke'. He then said that after bans he would post Urra shoops, clearly showing his support for our vampire overlord. Smith avoided the question, saying he'd rather vote for Saladin because he's seen him naked.

Shortly after, he raised awareness to a serious epidemic plaguing forumland: 'Now how will we deal with the future robots from the moon?' Hitman, a member of the audience, revealed his secret of being a robot and his plan to ruin the economy of PF by stealing our jobs. Horrified, Smith answered himself saying he would blow up the moon. Scythe said he would ban all robots because 'i hate robots', a stark contrast to Stabbeh's open-door foreign policy. Yes, members of PF, Stabbeh welcomes robots.

Frofham then came out of nowhere and contributed absolutely nothing to the debate as he was completely oblivious to what was going on.
KOB . says
From Wester to Gordon, PF has been a place full of harassment. What are your opinions on the state of harassment? What actions need to be taken, if any?
PROCEED
Ransom AAAA says
No other moderator has addressed the concern of stargate travel
Scythe . says
does this include urra
KOB . says
yes
hitman says
ohshit
KOB . says
urra too
Scythe . says
Well that was a good era in PF mind you
Stampede says
I would start by making more Urra shoops
personally
hitman says
needs more truck
Mr. Smith says
Vampires who drive trucks and get Skyrim months in advance are banned from Stargate travel.
KOB . says
we only have sedans
i am sorry
hitman says
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Stabbeh says
Serious harassment will be dealt with through warnings and bans. But considering that harassment is pretty limited on PF these days, I think a limited amount of moderation in that area would be best
Situations can generally resolve themselves, unless theres an all out onslaught... like /Urra/ or threechins
hitman says
threechins
pfffffffft
Mr. Smith says
I vote for Saladin, because I saw him naked in the shower once.
hitman says
where is saladman
he should be in on this
KOB . says
hes dead
i killed him
hitman says
god
ddamnit
i will vote for whomever rez's saladman
Scythe . says
Currently, though, harrassment isn't as bad as it was. It's really just all fun and games now unless someone can't take a joke. If it leads to serious harrassment then, of course, I will start with warnings. Bans will come if it gets really serious. The usual.
KOB . says
you need mana for that
Scythe . says
and then post urra shoops
hitman says
what is this a coven of warriors or something
Mr. Smith says
Now how will we deal with the future robots from the moon?
hitman says
i am a robot
i am here to take american jobs
beep beep boop maggot
Scythe . says
i hate robots
Ransom AAAA says
Smith has raised the true defining issue of this debate
Mr. Smith says
I plan to blow up the moon, preventing the robots from ever honking like C-Bear and Jamall
Scythe . says
i will ban all hitmans
Stabbeh says
Robots welcome.
hitman says
beep
Scythe . says
BAN
Ransom AAAA says
Stabbeh has confessed to aiding and abetting spam
hitman says
beep
i am a jeep
Mr. Smith says
because UPN was a good network, but it was ruined when they tried to more white people on the network
hitman says
are you saying im a spam bot ransom
is this what this is all about
KOB . says
what
WHAT
Ransom AAAA says
yes
Stabbeh says
nuh uh
Scythe . says
i have to have an english paper written for tomorrow but this is far more important
Mr. Smith says
Homeboys From Outerspace had Scotty in the first episode.
hitman says
and then i was google search bot
beep
Stabbeh says
Scythe, come take my calc test for you and ill write your paper.
Scythe . says
okay
i love math
Stabbeh says
I dont mind it but im in the wrong calc class so I stopped caring
hitman says
robots are made possible by math
therefor you love robotss
Scythe . says
no
math has nothing to do with robots
Ransom AAAA says
Scythe likes math; robots like math
Scythe is a robot
KOB . says
we dont do math
hitman says
it all makes sense now
Ransom AAAA says
I submit he is ineligible for moderatorship
KOB . says
yes
hitman says
i for one welcome our robot overlords
KOB . says
PF has a no robot policy
Scythe . says
but hitman is a robot so stab can't be a mod
they are related
Mr. Smith says
Unless robot scythe has fuckholes he must be destroyed.
hitman says
wat
Ransom AAAA says
Scythe raises an excellent point
Stabbeh says
wat
hitman says
i question the vailidity of this statement
Ransom AAAA says
it appears that Smith is the only valid candidate and should therefore win by default
hitman says
i think the real winner
is ransom
KOB . says
well ill be damned
Mr. Smith says
I am also Bruce Wayne.
hitman says
ransom for mod 2012
KOB . says
HOW CAN YOU REFUTE THESE CLAIMS SCYTHE AND STABBEH
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARENT ROBOTS
Scythe . says
claims of being robots?
KOB . says
are you robots
Scythe . says
i can go on cam right now
Stabbeh says
I will take a shit on you
Robots cant do that
Ransom AAAA says
Robots can emulate shit
Mr. Smith says
who wants to see me touch myself?
Scythe . says
no
Stabbeh says
i think ransom is a robot
and hes misleading you guys
Burnfiresays
anyways i vote scythe this shits making my computer all mentally retarded BYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Burnfirehas left the conversation.

frohman kumar says
why do we need a new mod
Stabbeh says
we DONT
KOB . says
why DONT we
answer that
frohman kumar says
cuz
Stabbeh says
but this is fun o
k
hitman says
i think this all needs to be settled by a worms armageddon match
KOB . says
yeah
YEAH
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT FROFHAM
frohman kumar says
even though Chill IS a dictator at least he bans people
so
Scythe . says
have you guys seen that movie where this kid goes to the fair and sees the machine and wishes he was tom hanks
frohman kumar says
why
Stabbeh says
so you think people ought to be banned?
Mr. Smith says
Burnfire is poor, that's why his computer is slow
he must be banned
frohman kumar says
some, yes
Stabbeh says
like who
KOB . says
who
Stabbeh says
WHO
KOB . says
WHO
hitman says
DR. who?
frohman kumar says
uh
KOB . says
that was scary
whomind
frohman kumar says
you know
Stabbeh says
do i
KOB . says
rawful?
hitman says
fucking owls
Scythe . says
it was a good movie
Stabbeh says
KoB?
Is it KoB?
frohman kumar says
rawful is just a dumb cunt
KOB . says
Paul?
Stabbeh says
Where did he touch you
KOB . says
is it Paul?
frohman kumar says
yes paul
Stabbeh says
show me on the doll where he touched you
frohman kumar says
and rnaosm
Mr. Smith says
I am no Ransom
hitman says
who is this rnaosom
Mr. Smith says
maybe
Scythe . says
i think frohman should be banned
Mr. Smith says
I don't know.
yes
frohman kumar says
no
hitman says
maybe so
KOB . says
frofham
what would you do
if you were banned
Mr. Smith says
and we hire a black guy to rape him while eating McDonalds
Scythe . says
NOTHING BECAUSE HE'S BANNED LOLOLOL
Stabbeh says
oh snap
KOB . says
oh
shit
frohman kumar says
uh
hitman says
does this count as harrasment
Scythe . says
no
KOB . says
yes
Stabbeh says
NOPE
Scythe . says
im a mod
it's okay
Ransom AAAA says
Scythe is engaging in harassment
Mr. Smith says
it's not harassment unless it's sexual
Ransom AAAA says
Scythe: 'Harassment is okay'
Scandal!
Scythe . says
yes
hitman says
i think ransom is forging msn docusments
Stabbeh says
Scythe harassed e on Steam
hitman says
as a robot
Scythe . says
proov it
e
Stabbeh says
too scared
Scythe . says
pussy
KOB . says
area 52
Stabbeh says
HARASSMENT
Scythe . says
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
KOB . says
ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION
3. Portal Forums has also been a place of tight-knit, veteran membership. The only influx of new members was the Oblivion era. What are your plans to bring in new members? Should we support Skyrim? Does PF even need new members?

Smith agrees that we need new members and that we should be open to them, citing 'Jew and Retard' (Julianos and OB_rocks) as evidence of their impact on the forums. Scythe said new members would be welcomed, but are not required. He hopes Skyrim brings in n00bs. Stabbeh had yet another contrasting opinion, saying that we don't really need them, that it takes a 'particular type of person' to be a regular here. I then accused him of being racist with that statement, which he admitted.
3. Portal Forums has also been a place of tight-knit, veteran membership. The only influx of new members was the Oblivion era. What are your plans to bring in new members? Should we support Skyrim? Does PF even need new members?
Mr. Smith says
We got Jew and Retard from Oblivion
so yes, open the doors
Scythe . says
Well, new members can always be a good thing. I am hoping Skyrim brings in some new members like Oblivion did. I joined a bit before Oblivion was released and have been here ever since. While it can still be a nice place to just have old members, new people can be cool too.
but I do not support robots
hitman
Stabbeh says
I dont really think we NEED new members. Occasionally we get new randoms or friends of members and that works out alright. It takes pretty... particular type of person to become a regular on these boards.
hitman says
beep beep boop
KOB . says
"particular type of person"
is that racist
Stabbeh says
yes
Scythe . says
yes
Mr. Smith says
blacks or mexicans?
hitman says
its personist
Scythe . says
neither
Ransom AAAA says
Stabbeh advocates a conservative policy of bigotry and stagnation
Stabbeh says
But no. I mean... I dont really know why most of the people on PF stick around. we just get along for some reason and that works out
KOB . says
but what if they are a robot hitman
what is it then
hitman says
boop
Scythe . says
dear lord
Stabbeh says
Similar senses of humor and interests in video games or something
hitman says
ransom is in the pocket of big business
shun the man
mannnnnn
Scythe . says
paul doesn't like video games that's why he left
Ransom AAAA says
Silence, machine
hitman says
you can not silence that which does not speak
boop
KOB . says
but you are speaking
you are a robot
Scythe . says
soi soi soi
hitman says
i am not speaking
i am typing
Scythe . says
i can hear you
KOB . says
you are speaking
Scythe . says
you are speaking
KOB . says
we can all hear you
traitor
Ransom AAAA says
He is directly interfacing with the galactic ansible
hitman says
that is my psyhic mind chip
KOB . says
"psyhic"
Scythe . says
is that something from down south
KOB . says
robots dont make mistakes
he is clean
hitman says
goddamnit
Ransom AAAA says
You have fallen for his ploy
hitman says
my motor functions has been imparid by this rum
KOB . says
I HAVE NOT
hitman says
curses
4. Warnings and bans have slowly become phased out. Do you, the candidates, plan to reinstate these? Should they be reinstated? What should they be used for, if at all?

Scythe disagreed with the question, saying he was banned recently. I then reminded him that his last ban was in June to which he said 'feels like yesterday'. Later on he said they should be used when necessary. Smith said he would bring them back because he believes in enforcing the rules. Stabbeh referred to a previous answer and indirectly agreed with Scythe, saying they are only necessary in certain situations. He then said his first act as mod would be to ban Frohman, a clear sign of bias.
KOB . says
4. Warnings and bans have slowly become phased out. Do you, the candidates, plan to reinstate these? Should they be reinstated? What should they be used for, if at all?
Ransom AAAA says
have too!
Scythe . says
i got banned not too long ago for saying I can't get banned
they are clearly still here
hitman says
you have fallen for my robot penis
Mr. Smith says
I would bring it back
KOB . says
you havent been banned since june scythe
Stabbeh says
I have no intention of banning people more
Scythe . says
feels like yesterday
Mr. Smith says
I would enforce the rules
Stabbeh says
As I said, only used for extreme cases of harassment. Or other obvious things like racial slander for the sake of racial slander.
Scythe . says
The uses of warnings and bans are self explanatory though. If shit gets out of hand that's when we gotta put down the hammer. They SHOULD still be used, obviously.
where did everyone go is there something else going on
hitman says
my robot penis
KOB . says
what he said
Scythe . says
i don't understand

frohman kumar has left the conversation.

Stabbeh says
Ransom is having his own private party and invied everyone
Scythe . says
fucking frofham
hitman says
you will once you have been assimilated
Stabbeh says
except for us
Scythe . says
fuck
Stabbeh says
FUCKING FROF
Ransom AAAA says
no robots allowed
Scythe . says
youransom
hitman says
but ransom you are a robot
you created me
Stabbeh says
My first act as mod. BANNING FROHMAN
Mr. Smith says
frohman was a potato
Scythe . says
potato
KOB . says
poh-tay-toe
Scythe . says
toe
Mr. Smith says
he was a human toe
KOB . says
a human centipede
hitman says
POTENITAL MODS: if you were hungry, what would you fix for dinner
KOB . says
NO
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THAT
FOR THE END
Scythe . says
okay
Ransom AAAA says
I have a question for the candidates
Scythe . says
am i a potenital mod
KOB . says
NOT YET
Mr. Smith says
I can make kung pao chicken and beef fried rice
5. The quality of discussion on PF has dipped over the years leading to stagnant posting and members leaving. Our overlord Paul has essentially resigned because of this. How do you plan to make PF a more attractive place to post meaningful discussion?

Stabbeh disagreed with the premise, saying the quality of discussion comes in 'waves'. He then went on to say he likes Smith's idea of a daily question, to which Smith-zealot Ransom accused Stabbeh of supporting Smith. Scythe said he'd overthrow Paul, but then said he'd like to implement a recurring event. I asked him what kind and got no real answer, showing Scythe's uncertainty. Stabbeh attacked Scythe saying he'd like to see Scythe get beat in the mod election again, causing Scythe to begin committing suicide. He chickened out and killed his mom instead. He couldn't find a way to dispose of the body so Ransom attacked, saying he could never be a mod if he can't dispose of a body.
KOB . says
5. The quality of discussion on PF has dipped over the years leading to stagnant posting and members leaving. Our overlord Paul has essentially resigned because of this. How do you plan to make PF a more attractive place to post meaningful discussion?
hitman says
by assuming the role of the overlord himself
oh wait this is for mods
whoops
Scythe . says
yes
Stabbeh says
I disagree with the premise.
Ransom AAAA says
Smith himself is an incitement to active discussion
Scythe . says
i will overthrow paul and
overthrow paul
KOB . says
you cannot disagree
IT IS IRREFUTABLE
Scythe . says
haha
Mr. Smith says
I shit in 2 different microwaves
Stabbeh says
I think the quality moves in waves if anything... but there has still been decent discussion
Ransom AAAA says
Exhibit A
Mr. Smith says
and fought in Nam.
Stabbeh says
To be honest, Smith's question of the day idea is good and I would steal that.
hitman says
yes i enjoyed those immensely
KOB . says
see this mods
I MEAN
AUDIENCE
MEMBERS OF PF
HE IS A THIEF
Ransom AAAA says
Stabbeh admits Smith's ideas are better than his
Scythe . says
I would plan on having some sort of recurrable event/s
KOB . says
THAT TOO
Stabbeh says
i did not say that
KOB . says
what eveNTS
hitman says
so this means stabbeh would make a good politician
Scythe . says
that would involve members
hitman says
i fail to see your point
Scythe . says
of the portalforums
KOB . says
what kind
Scythe . says
like
Ransom AAAA says
Do we want a politician leading our forums, robot? Or do we want a MAN
Stabbeh says
Rather implementing daily questions, though leaning more towards ideas that can be discussed and less of... questions about Ransom or Saladin
Scythe . says
events
Mr. Smith says
if you steal my ideas I will come to your house and rape you
Ransom AAAA says
Smith: a man of action
Mr. Smith says
I did it with Tony and Jazz
Stabbeh says
actually ,questions about Ransom will be fine
hitman says
i nominate stabbeh for republian nominee for president
Scythe . says
I know! we could have a question of the day
KOB . says
brilliant
Scythe . says
I just thought of it great idea huh
KOB . says
why arent you a mod already
Scythe . says
you beat me
hitman says
because he is a robot
KOB . says
oh yeah
HUEHUE
Scythe . says
: (
Ransom AAAA says
DENIED
hitman says
you cant deny whats inside
Stabbeh says
Scythe being beat was so entertaining the first time. we should witness it a second time
KOB . says
OHHHHHHHH
Scythe . says
w
KOB . says
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DAYUM
Scythe . says


Stabbeh says
im sorry Scythe i love you
hitman says
scythe is speechless
look he says nothing
Scythe . says
i'm loading the gun
KOB . says
scythe just shot himself
Scythe . says
there is nothing you can do
TONIGHT IS THE END
Stabbeh says
;-;
Scythe . says
GOODBYE
Stabbeh says
nooo
hitman says
guns can not hurt robot
KOB . says
but viruses can
Ransom AAAA says
The candidate pool is reduced to two
hitman says
i have norton
Scythe . says
fuck guys
hitman says
i am the safest robot ever
Stabbeh says
what about water
KOB . says
yeah
Scythe . says
i was about to shoot myself and my mom walked in and i shot her
KOB . says
YEAH
Scythe . says
what do
hitman says
waterproof
Ransom AAAA says
dump the body
Stabbeh says
bull shit
KOB . says
MURDERER
Stabbeh says
horse shit
no wai
Scythe . says
oh fuck oh fuck
KOB . says
THE OTHER CANDIDATE IS A MURDERER
Scythe . says
where
KOB . says
HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR A MURDERER
Scythe . says
where do i dump it
FUCK
KOB . says
FIRST YOU VOTE FOR A MUSLIM
THEN YOU CONSIDER VOTING FOR A MURDERER
Stabbeh says
HF(aq), Scythe!
Ransom AAAA says
AUDIENCE
Scythe . says
I'M GETTING A SHOVEL AND BURYING HER IN THE FLOOR OF MY ROOM
Ransom AAAA says
I SUBMIT THAT SCYTHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DISPOSE OF A DEAD BODY
hitman says
i think the moderater of mods if biased towards humans
Ransom AAAA says
HOW CAN HE LEAD OUR FORUM TO GREATNESS
Scythe . says
OH FUCK I FORGOT I WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR NOW SHE IS IN THE LIVING ROOM FUCK FUCK FUCK
KOB . says
ransom brings up a valid point
Smith is getting the edge here
he has disposed of many forum members
who remembers XM_Silver
Scythe . says
can i still be a mod if I murder my family and go to prison
6. What are your opinions on permanent bans? Who should they be reserved for?

Smith immediately said Frohman and 'Vampires' (Urra), while the other two candidates said no one should be permabanned. I then accused them of pandering to bots and spammers, as they need perma bans. They then retracted their sentiments, saying no one but those should be permabanned.

Robot boners were then brought up, bringing out disgust from Scythe and love from Stabbeh. Ransom also felt disgust, saying you can't be mod if you support such erections. Stabbeh rebutted, saying like humans, robots get boners too and that we should accept them. Hitman, a robot himself, then accused Smith of being a robot, which sparked an inner rage in Ransom saying that he is only trying to smear Mr. Smith and citing Smith's absence due to pooping as proof of his humanity.

Little did he know, however, that robots poop themselves.
KOB . says
6. What are your opinions on permanent bans? Who should they be reserved for?
inb4 inevitable Frohman
Mr. Smith says
Frohman
and Vampires
Stabbeh says
hahaha
KOB . says
in after inevitable Frohman
Ransom AAAA says
Smith understand the root of the issue
Stabbeh says
i wouldnt permaban anyone
Scythe . says
I don't think there will ever be a situation where a permaban would be needed.
hitman says
lol
Ransom AAAA says
Stabbeh recoils from the hard decisions
Scythe . says
except for smith
Mr. Smith says
I would permaban bots and spammers
I cannot be permabanned, I am jebus
KOB . says
are you suggesting, scythe and stabbeh
Scythe . says
oh well, yeah spammers of course. but in the human
hitman says
ransom has been paid in robot gold to advocate the return of lawlessness on PF
Scythe . says
population
KOB . says
that bots and spammers wont b-
Scythe . says
of
PF
fuck you mike
Stabbeh says
yeah robots are kind of obvious ok
faggpt
faggot
Scythe . says
in the human population of PF, we would not need permabans
hitman says
this is an outrage
Stabbeh says
wait
SPAMMING ROBOTS
KOB . says
does that mean you dont support life sentences scythe
in the real world
Mr. Smith says
what about human robots?
Stabbeh says
Robots who post opinions are fine
Scythe . says
I think of permabans as the death sentence
which I do not support
hitman says
i am appeased
Stabbeh says
and robots who post facts without spamming facts.
Ransom AAAA says
robot opinions are fake opinions and should not be tolerated
hitman says
ransom is a robotist
Scythe . says
and texas does so mike clearly supports mudering people and he should not be a mod
hitman says
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stabbeh says
Ransom, Robotism will not be tolerated
Its the 21st century
ok
Ransom AAAA says
Robotism is the defining trait of the 21st century
KOB . says
I HAVE SLAUGHTERED MANY SPAMMERS
Mr. Smith says
murdering innocent and retarded people
Ransom AAAA says
you are a regressive
hitman says
i have the biggest robot boner right now
boop
Ransom AAAA says
harkening back to
NO ROBOT BONERS
hitman says
LOL
Scythe . says
roboerections will not be tolerated
KOB . says
what is your stance on robot boners candidates
Scythe . says
OHHH
KOB . says
he read my mind
Scythe . says
GOT IT IN BEFORE IT WAS ASKED
KOB . says
hes a WITCH
A WITCH
THE PORTAL FORUM TRIALS ARE NOW UNDERWAY
Scythe . says
haha
hitman says
wht is your stance on witch robot boners candidates
Scythe . says
which robot boners?
lolololol
get it
because you said witch robot boners
so I asked
WHICH ONES
LOL
Ransom AAAA says
ATTENTION SCYTHE IS A JOKE-EXPLAINER
Stabbeh says
robot boners: OK
Scythe . says
no stab I disagree
they are not okay
hitman says
it seems stabbeh is going for the robot vote
Ransom AAAA says
Stabbeh I demand you justify this outrageous position
KOB . says
how can PF vote a candidate who supports robots
YEAH
OFF WITH HIS HEAD
Ransom AAAA says
This is sickening
hitman says
it is
we need more robots
Stabbeh says
robots get boners too, we have to accept that
Ransom AAAA says
I can't believe the voting public would allow this candidate a chance at office
hitman says
PF: a place where robots exist
Ransom AAAA says
NOT IF SMITH IS IN POWER
hitman says
smith is a robot
plot twist
Ransom AAAA says
What an absurd allegation!
hitman says
he has the biggest robot boner of all time
Ransom AAAA says
The robot is attempting to manipulate us DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM
Scythe . says
I can lick my elbow, I am clearly the best fit candidate
Ransom AAAA says
Smith can you lick your elbow
hitman says
smith has left the buildign
with the biggest robot boner
he knows this to be true
so he leaves in shame
Ransom AAAA says
The robot has kidnapped Smith in an attempt to build a smear campaign
Well it won't work, machine
Mr. Smith says
I can lick your elbow
Ransom AAAA says
The voting public is smarter than that
Mr. Smith says
sorry I was pooping
hitman says
robot poop
Ransom AAAA says
POOPING IS AN EXTREMELY HUMAN ACTIVITY
hitman says
yes
but
you yourself
Ransom AAAA says
SILENCE
hitman says
said robots can emulate poop
you are talking yourself into circles
robot
Ransom AAAA says
BUT IT DOES NOT TAKE THEM SEVERAL MINUTES TO DO IT
hitman says
he was oiling his robot boner
Scythe . says
they can emulate taking a while to poop
Ransom AAAA says
ROBOTS ARE DUMB
Scythe . says
prove it
Ransom AAAA says
AND CAN'T POOP THE BEST
Stabbeh says
clearly Ransom and Smith are trying to make this debate about robots instead of focusing on the issues!
Mr. Smith says
not my taco bell shits
Scythe . says
yes
Mr. Smith says
smell like frohman shits
Stabbeh says
THE ISSUES, MANNN
hitman says
and now we see the root of the problem
Scythe . says
this is a debate about me licking my elbow
hitman says
as ransom fallss apart
he has been undone
by the robot boner
Ransom AAAA says
Stabbeh you are the one who keeps advocating robot acceptance
KOB . says
SILENCE
7. This question requires the candidates to look at this picture: http://static.sportressofblogitude.com/ ... 24x671.jpg What would you do if Portal Forums jumphead goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf?

Scythe said he'd close the ports, where as Stabbeh said he'd open them (once more in line with his foreign policy). Smith said he'd ban Frohman and Sam, saying it's their fault. Smith showed disgust for Jets fans.
hitman says
what the fuck
lmao
Scythe . says
want to know what I would do
Stabbeh says
Well, Portal Forums are a super forum-caliber team
Scythe . says
do you really want to know?
KOB . says
yes
Mr. Smith says
Jets suck, so they are already banned on PF
no issue there.
Scythe . says
CLOSE THE PORTS
KOB . says
but
Ransom AAAA says
Smith is clear and decisive
hitman says
smith is banninga long time member
jet
KOB . says
how would you address PF jumphead goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf Smith?
hitman says
andre
KOB . says
tHE ROBOT SPEAKS
Mr. Smith says
I would ban Frohman
Stabbeh says
I would probably open the ports. All ports open.
Mr. Smith says
and Sam
Scythe . says
smith has irritated fans and opposing players with his bold remarks, mike
Mr. Smith says
because it would be their faults.
Stabbeh says
Last week he said the
Scythe . says
following a week of verbal potshots..
Mr. Smith says
Jets fans are like Mets fans, no one gives a fuck
Scythe . says
what an unbelievable wi our team.
Stabbeh says
"What an unbelievable... our team."
Scythe . says
i win

Stampede has left the conversation.

Stabbeh has left the conversation.

KOB . says
STABBEH HAS ABANDONED THE DEBATE

Stabbeh has been added to the conversation.

Scythe . says
what the fuck
Ransom AAAA says
COWARD
KOB . says
NOW HE IS BACK
hitman says
he is back for more robot boners
as well as the newly founded robot vaginas
8. Lastly, if there was one thing you could change about Portal Forums, what would it be?

Scythe said he'd like the forum arcade to come back, saying the beholders of the high scores are essentially legendary. Hitman answered by saying he'd fix the robot playground. Ransom continued his mudslinging tirade, defending Smith at every possible chance. However, Smith clearly showed his dislike for winning the moderator position, as he'd hate to be normal.
KOB . says
8. Lastly, if there was one thing you could change about Portal Forums, what would it be?
Scythe . says
get the fucking arcade working
god damn
those highscores are a status symbol
hitman says
fix the robot playground
im hearing a good vote from the robot population for scythe
Scythe . says
but only paul can change the arcade

Stabbeh says
UNABLE TO SEND MESSAGE
Ransom AAAA says
Scythe admits he is unable to keep campaign promises
hitman says
ransom admits is nothing but smiths attackdog
KOB . says
works now sTABBEH
Scythe . says
no
i will message paul
hitman says
news at asdfksdf
Scythe . says
and get a hold of him
as frequently as possible
to fix the arcade and make sure that PF is, once again, a fun and friendly place
Ransom AAAA says
I ADMIT NO SUCH THING
hitman says
your denial says it all
Mr. Smith says
he's my attack kangaroo
hitman says
it has been prove
n
Ransom AAAA says
Circular logic only a robot would understand
hitman says
smith has admitted it
Mr. Smith says
ban all non-sex robots
hitman says
how do you refute this
Ransom AAAA says
Smith is doing what he has always done as a candidate and as a human being
Mr. Smith says
http://youtu.be/HGSVYgcy24Q
Ransom AAAA says
what he believes to be the right thing
hitman says
he has made you into his smear campagianist
Mr. Smith says
god if I win I'll have to be normal and shit

Stabbeh has left the conversation.

Stabbeh has been added to the conversation.

Scythe . says
staberherj
Mr. Smith says
that would suck, being normal
KOB . says
HELLO
STABBEH
Ransom AAAA says
Smith believes that by falsely confessing to ridiculous allegations he will lose the election
Because ladies and gentlemen Smith does not want moderatorship
He is a humble man
Mr. Smith says
this is true
lol

Stabbeh has left the conversation.

Ransom AAAA says
I ask you do we want some ladder-climbing politician to be our moderator?
hitman says
then stepdown i saay
Scythe . says
can stab not talk what is this shit

Stabbeh has been added to the conversation.

hitman says
do we want someone who doesnt even want his postision
Mr. Smith says
IF, I was elected I would do the job to the letter
Scythe . says
which letter?
Mr. Smith says
but Paul will never let that happen
Ransom AAAA says
Or do we want a simple everyman who will do his duty because the public asked it of him
Mr. Smith says
the letter 6
hitman says
isnt that the point
the point of a mod is to do his job which is to serve the public
Ransom AAAA says
That is exactly correct, robot
It is to serve the public
- not to serve one's career or ambition
hitman says
but he wouldnt serve the public if he didnt want his job
Ransom AAAA says
AS THESE TWO CHARLATANS HAVE PROVEN IS THEIR INTENT
That is a fallacy
hitman says
ppl who dont want there jobs do nothing but hate themseslves and there position
Mr. Smith says
if I knew I'd have a chance of winning I would change how I am and I would fight for the spot and mod my ass off
Ransom AAAA says
A man of true character does what is asked of him
hitman says
i need more drink
Ransom AAAA says
The other candidates, audience - they want the position
they want POWER
they want CONTROL
But Smith: he would serve the public only if they asked it of him
Scythe . says
no
Ransom AAAA says
He is not simply the best candidate
he is the ONLY candidate
Scythe . says
but there are 3 candidates how is he the only one
hitman says
he is the only robot candidate
Scythe . says
are you saying he is fat
Ransom AAAA says
Scythe your platform is corrupt and malicious and I will not respond to your attempts to undermine the debate
hitman says
you describe yourself ransom

KOB . has left the conversation.

hitman says
lol
Mr. Smith says
Granted out of all the shit people have done Scythe has attacked the forums with KoB and VoN that one time they were all banned
hitman says
the mod of mods has left

KOB . has been added to the conversation.

Mr. Smith says
Saladin would make the best choice
becauase out of all of us he's the best
I then opened the floor to the audience. Hitman asked the candidates what their favorite liquor was. Scythe said he none as he doesn't drink, Stabbeh said Finlandia Vodka and Smith said all of it. Ransom had a question for Scythe: 'Are you willing to go to prison for the murder you committed earlier this evening?' Scythe said if he won he would turn himself in. Ransom responded, saying you can't moderate a forum in prison, but Scythe was two steps ahead of him, saying he called the prison and asked that a computer be installed in his cell.
KOB . says
I WILL NOW
OPEN THE FLOOR TO QUESTIONS
Ransom . says
Smith is willing to sacrifice his pride, ladies and gentlemen
KOB . says
FROM THE AUDIENCE
Scythe . says
but we need stab
Ransom . says
and admit he is not perfect
hitman says
potential mods
an stabbeh
KOB . says
i am transmitting them
to him on aim
hitman says
when he gets back
Mr. Smith says
I did that when I shit in the microwave in the Targent breakroom.
hitman says
what
is
your
fave
liquor
this is a game decider gentlemen
Scythe . says
i have never
drank
ahah
Mr. Smith says
all liquor
hitman says
you may choose 1
notall

Stabbeh has left the conversation.

Mr. Smith says
but all booze is good
if you say otherwise then you sir are a commie

howard.kreisler@gmail.com has been added to the conversation.

hitman says
does this mean smith is a boozehound
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
HAI
Scythe . says
what
KOB . says
STABBEH IS BACK
OKAY
hitman says
howard
KOB . says
ASK AGAIN
REWIND
Scythe . says
says he's offline
lol
hitman says
what
Mr. Smith says
it means I went ot college you faggot
hitman says
is
your
Scythe . says
i could not invite
hitman says
fave
liquor
smith shows anger, a classic alchololic symptom
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
I can only see what KoB says apparently
KOB . says
asfkohdssgdsgjusgo9dsg0o-dsujg9dsujgods
Scythe . says
i can see what stab says
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
because MSN or Pidgin isn't recognizing that im in a chat
KOB . says
we can all see it

Stabbeh has been added to the conversation.

howard.kreisler@gmail.com says

KOB . says
SPEAK OTHER PEOPLE
CAN YO USEE THIS
Scythe . says
hi
Ransom . says
yes
hitman says
riokfa
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
now im in the chat on both accounts
Scythe . says
ggdfsgfsd
hitman says
d
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
MSN
KOB . says
CAN YOU STABBEH
SEE ANYONES CHAT
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
YES
KOB . says
ALL OF IT
Scythe . says
what
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
I SEE EVERYTHING
Scythe . says
sweet
KOB . says
OKAY
HITMAN
ONE MORE TIME
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
SABOTAGE!!!
Ransom . says
Stabbeh supports clone accounts
KOB . says
ALSO
hitman says
mods
KOB . says
MORE QUESTIONS OPEN
hitman says
what is your fave liquor
KOB . says
TO THE FLOOR
Scythe . says
I do not tolerate more than one account per user
stab will be banned
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
Hmm... thats a tough one.
Ive always been partial to Finlandia Vodka. Its like water.
Scythe . says
as I have answered before, I have never drank so I have no idea
hitman says
yessssssssssssssss
good choice
for howie
scyhe, what would your first liquor be then
when you achive drinking age
Scythe . says
i don't even know
I don't really plan on drinking much or at all ahah
Mr. Smith says
I can't eat cheese anymore because it gives me really bad gas
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
Scythe chooses Jameson Irish Whiskey
hitman says
lol
Ransom . says
A MAN WHO IS AFRAID OF DRINK IS AFRAID OF EXPOSING HIS INNER SELF
hitman says
ransom you are smiths spokesperson
Scythe . says
i am my inner self
hitman says
what is his fave liquor
Scythe . says
cock
hitman says
lol
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
Mikes Hard Lemonade for Smith.
hitman says
LOL
KOB . says
GG
Scythe . says
hahah
Ransom . says
I don't know because I am not Smith's spokesperson
hitman says
but you are
Scythe . says
yes you are don't lie
Ransom . says
Then why don't I know Smith's favourite drink
Mr. Smith says
rum
hitman says
you know the man o well
so
which rum
Mr. Smith says
because you can mix it with anything
even rum
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
Ransom and Smith are the same person. CONSPIRACY REVEALED
hitman says
OHLAWD
Mr. Smith says
cpt morgan
hitman says
righto
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
Rum is meant to be consumed straight!
hitman says
my quetion is sealed
to the next audenice member
Scythe . says
yes, ask away!
Ransom . says
I have a question for Scythe
Scythe . says
what the fuck do you want
Ransom . says
Are you willing to go to prison for the murder you committed earlier this evening
Scythe . says
As long as I become mod, I will gladly turn myself in for the horrible crime I have comitted this evening.
but
I will be the one assraping prisoners
not getting ass raped
kind of like chill
but not as hardcore
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
pretty sure chill gets raped
Scythe . says
oh
okay nothing like chill then
Mr. Smith says
Chill is gay
Ransom . says
I submit that Scythe will be unable to moderate a forum while he is in prison
Scythe . says
no
Ransom . says
for mudering his own mother
Scythe . says
i called ahead they said I could use a computer for PF moderation
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
so the murder was
PREMEDITATED
Ransom . says
Indeed
ALSO Scythe clearly has contacts in prison
this is not his first
Scythe . says
well yeah
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
will it be your last though
Scythe . says
no
Ransom . says
Your mother was hiding you as a fugitive wasn't she Scythe
And you couldn't even stop yourself from killing her
Scythe . says
she was the only one that knew
she had to go
Ransom . says
CONFESSION
My question is sealed
KOB . says
ANY MORE QUESTIONS
hitman says
i think me and ransom are the only non modish ppl
stamp and froh bailed
lol
Scythe . says
mike ask a question
Mr. Smith says
we done?
I have to take over the world
Scythe . says
in a hurry smith?
KOB . says
are there any mods for oblivion like Nehrim
i dont want to play that shitty Oblivion game
hitman says
smith admits he is a tyrant
KOB . says
i want to play a good mod
Scythe . says
you can play nehrim
Ransom . says
No Nehrim is pretty much the only one of its kind as far as I know
KOB . says

Ransom . says
have you played nehrim KoB
KOB . says
i have not
i was going to
Mr. Smith says
hitman is gay
Ransom . says
well play that then!
Mr. Smith says
well I have to get going
KOB . says
FINE
I WILL
Ransom . says
GOOD
KOB . says
even though i threw away my oblivion disc
fuck it
Scythe . says
fuck you smith it's only like 8PM where you are
KOB . says
ill just DOWNLOAD IT
Mr. Smith says
my human body isn't going to clean its self
hitman says
robot body
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
yes it will.
Mr. Smith says
if I'm a robot why would i be taking a shower
I'd rust
Scythe . says
no
you are rustless
Mr. Smith says
only a robot would say that

Mr. Smith has left the conversation.

howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
smith left. DISQUALIFIED
Scythe . says
smith forfeits
Ransom . says
The candidates are so quick to disqualify their opponent on a technicality
Scythe . says
yes
Ransom . says
See how eager they are for power
Scythe . says
that is the rules
Ransom . says
The debate has concluded!
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
you dont have the power to do that man
where is miek
Scythe . says
dead
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
;-; nooooo
Scythe . says
yeah now we can both be mods
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
yayyyyyy
First act as mods. BAN EVERYONE
Scythe . says
YES
KOB . says
i am here
Scythe . says
then it can be just us
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
oh hey
Scythe . says
no you are dead
KOB . says
hello
Scythe . says
i killed you
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
but did you kill.... RANSOM
Scythe . says
no
maybe
shhh
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
;-; he was my best friend
we hung out in real life all the time
great guy.
hitman says
i know where the rum has gone
Scythe . says
such a shame he had to go like that
hitman says
it has gone to my dreams
goodnight everyone
Scythe . says
goodnight robot
KOB . says
GOODBYE
howard.kreisler@gmail.com says
goodnight manhit
And there you have it! Voting will begin shortly.

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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Mr. Smith » Wed Nov 09, 2011 23:58

Love how the spoiler tags are not working.
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Saladin wrote:I do not want to play two truths and a lie with Smith.
Quack wrote:PF BATTLE ROYALE 2015: EVERYONE DRAWS SALADIN LICKING HIS OWN BUTTHOLE

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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by kob » Thu Nov 10, 2011 00:09

fixed

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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Scythe » Thu Nov 10, 2011 00:28

Haha, that was really fun!
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Mr. Smith » Thu Nov 10, 2011 00:34

Also that wasn't me. I was on an alien spaceship playing Modern Warfare 3 last night.
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Gordon Frohman » Thu Nov 10, 2011 00:44

K, since 2 of the 3 candidates want me gone, I'ma say Stabbeh.

Fuck both of you.

Anyway I had no idea what was going on so
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Aliens » Thu Nov 10, 2011 00:45

({)(})

(Well, Chill is still a candidate)

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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Mr. Smith » Thu Nov 10, 2011 01:00

I'm voting for Saladin.
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Gordon Frohman » Thu Nov 10, 2011 01:12

Stabbeh wrote:({)(})

(Well, Chill is still a candidate)
>implying I'd EVER vote for him
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Scythe » Thu Nov 10, 2011 01:14

remember when it was our idea to get the arcade installed, frofham?
good times
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by burnfire88 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 01:35

I still support Scythe fully, as the arcade needs to be reinstated. He is also the oldest member in this election, I'm not sure if Smith is older because I dunno what his first screenname was. But I feel since he has been here for 5 years he has a commitment that he wants to stay, even after being banned multiple times and even permabanned once.
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Mr. Smith » Thu Nov 10, 2011 01:53

burnfire88 wrote:I still support Scythe fully, as the arcade needs to be reinstated. He is also the oldest member in this election, I'm not sure if Smith is older because I dunno what his first screenname was. But I feel since he has been here for 5 years he has a commitment that he wants to stay, even after being banned multiple times and even permabanned once.
I've been here since late 2004. Back when this was doom3portal.com/forums
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by kob » Thu Nov 10, 2011 02:00

THIS ISN'T THE VOTING THREAD

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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Scythe » Thu Nov 10, 2011 02:09

burnfire88 wrote:I still support Scythe fully, as the arcade needs to be reinstated. He is also the oldest member in this election, I'm not sure if Smith is older because I dunno what his first screenname was. But I feel since he has been here for 5 years he has a commitment that he wants to stay, even after being banned multiple times and even permabanned once.
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but yeah smith has been here longer
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Re: The Battle of Forumland [Mod Election 3.0: Debate]

Post by Mr. Smith » Thu Nov 10, 2011 02:10

Richard_Cole was my first account. Then Mr. Smith.
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