Withershins '09

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Withershins '09

Post by Impostorzim » Thu Aug 13, 2009 23:06

After a long night of drinking, I find myself on the floor next to a strange dark elven chick named Jazz. She's so banged up, she doesn't even know where she is. Might have to blame the skooma for that one.
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Re: Withershins '09

Post by OBrocks » Mon Aug 17, 2009 02:06

Before I go back to sleep I decide to go to the basement to get some more ale, but I trip on my way down and tumble down the stairs.
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Re: Withershins '09

Post by Quack » Tue Oct 06, 2009 00:37

"Good thing I don't clean up around here," I think to myself, "because then all these rats wouldn't have been here to break my fall." I stand up, wipe off some of the rat guts, and stagger over to the ale/wine rack.
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Post by samuelmonaghan_aussie » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:32

Then I think to myself, "What am I doing?".
I turn back around, and stare at all of the Rat's body contents lying slathered all over the floor.
I kneel down, and pick the gooey mess up in my left hand. I begin to wipe it over the bottom of my chin, then up to my cheeks. I wipe my tongue over the sides of my mouth to pick up any drip.
I slide my right hand down into my pants, and start to massage my genitals.
As my tool begins to harden and straighten up, i start to stroke myself.
I use my left hand to scoop some of the Rat's contents into my mouth.
I bring my right hand up to my mouth and spit the disgusting Rat guts into it.
I clench my hand, making sure it has a nice coat of the Rat.
Then i return to masturbating myself, using the Rat as my lubricant.
I get up, still managing to rub my shaft.
There the head of the rat lies, surprisingly intact.
I pick up the rats head with my left hand, and lower it to my cock.
There i cum, with all my might, onto the rats destroyed and empty eyesockets.
I quickly down a Potion of Regen from the wine cupboard, and cum again onto the rats torn forehead.
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Re: Withershins '09

Post by Achilles » Tue Oct 06, 2009 23:40

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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Re: Withershins '09

Post by Quack » Tue Oct 06, 2009 23:44

Oh, it was just a rat that didn't die. Phew, that scared me. Now, where was I...
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Re: Withershins '09

Post by OBrocks » Fri Oct 09, 2009 01:29

the point is to have each post start with the next letter of the alphabet
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Re: Withershins '09

Post by Quack » Fri Oct 09, 2009 03:21

oh
whoops
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