THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

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THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Jon0101 » Sun Jun 09, 2013 23:14

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here is a meta link to all the fucking presentations.
http://www.e3countdown.com


List of Games shown at e3
http://www.neowin.net/news/list-of-xbox ... sive-games


Xbox one is $499
Playstation 4 is $399
Although one can expect those to simply be the prices for the cheapest models.



Konami - Kiefer sutherland a.k.a. the guy from 24 is the new voice of snake he is motion captured.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation ... vbBHNITWPU



Buckle up your seat belts, punch all the people in the street, strap on your cynicism and hatred of all video games; throw away all your old consoles because It's time for your favorite time of the year to hate yourself as you buy in to every single lie, from the how many USB ports there will be, to how good the graphics will look, and how the motion technology will totally work because Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and, Facebook want you to pop a boner at certified triple-triple-triple AAA titles that will make you wave dollar bills in your hands screaming "TAKE MY MONEY!" at the stage shows that we will declare who won and declare who lost while seeing amazing games only to play them 5 years later and go "eh it was okay" or hate on beloved franchises because only crazy people like it, and they all dress up like sonic the hedgehog, but it's not like any of you know what this is like because all of you were ridge-racer-crab-fetuses when people were shooting each other in the November console release lines back in 2006, so welcome to the unstoppable, un poppable, monster called E3, and if it sucks shit, may it sink into shit like the titanic of a by gone era of when controllers had buttons instead of touch pads.


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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Quack » Sun Jun 09, 2013 23:41

Discuss: This year's E3, your thoughts on the new games showcased, and your opinion on what is shown.

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Aliens » Mon Jun 10, 2013 00:48

some one write a synopsis for me

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

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Stabbeh wrote:some one write a synopsis for me
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I'll try to keep the first post updated.


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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Ransom » Mon Jun 10, 2013 02:26

i like video games

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by kob » Mon Jun 10, 2013 09:59

then you're really gonna hate E3 this year!

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Saladin » Mon Jun 10, 2013 18:42

Jon0101 wrote:Konami - Kiefer sutherland a.k.a. the guy from 24 is the new voice of snake he is motion captured.
It's already the worst E3 ever.
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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by kob » Mon Jun 10, 2013 20:59

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Quack » Mon Jun 10, 2013 21:38

more like queerer's pledge 2

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

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kob wrote:MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2 MIRRORS EDGE 2

According to the commercial Mirrors edge 2 will show you a bit more body, have a bigger city or at least make it feel that way, AND a tattoo minigame!
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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Gordon Frohman » Tue Jun 11, 2013 02:07

Saladin wrote:
Jon0101 wrote:Konami - Kiefer sutherland a.k.a. the guy from 24 is the new voice of snake he is motion captured.
It's already the worst E3 ever.
Yeah that made me rage a bit.

David Hayter IS Snake. No substitute.
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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by kob » Tue Jun 11, 2013 02:22

The Division
FF Versus 13 (now FF15)
Kingdom Hearts 3
Mirrors Edge 2
The Order 1866 (looks cool but no idea what the fuck it is exactly yet)

prolly missing a few but yeah best E3 in a while for me

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Re: THE E3 THREAD - 7 Fucking YEARS!

Post by Jon0101 » Tue Jun 11, 2013 02:55

Two of those thing stand out to me.
Is final fantasy 14 the second MMO that square made.

And two. A numbered kingdom hearts game? they haven't had that since the PS2. I just looked it up that was 2005.....
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