If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

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If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by Mr. Smith » Fri Oct 03, 2014 23:37

I think the only person that can capture the insanity of Mr. Smith is Charlie Day.
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Post by youdiedtooeasily » Fri Oct 03, 2014 23:49

that's a good one, I think he really is the only candidate to play you honestly. I just picture him acting from It's Always Sunny wearing a watermelon helmet and that works haha.

only other option off the top of my head would be a deranged version of Oscar Isaac maybe but yeah I like the Charlie Day pick.

as for me, idk really. the Franco pick you mentioned could work. Aaron Paul would be chill as well.

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Re: If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by Gordon Frohman » Fri Oct 03, 2014 23:54

My first thought was Michael Cera, but I'm nowhere near as awkward as the characters he plays. Probably Jonah Hill minus the weight.
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Post by Quack » Sat Oct 04, 2014 01:06

I've been told I remind people of Jeff from Grandma's Boy, so that guy
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Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Oct 04, 2014 02:01

Quack wrote:I've been told I remind people of Jeff from Grandma's Boy, so that guy
Igor from Restaurant Makeover.
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Post by Achilles » Sat Oct 04, 2014 21:32

Brad Pitt
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Post by burnfire88 » Sun Oct 05, 2014 05:25

Donald Glover obviously.
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Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Oct 05, 2014 05:41

burnfire88 wrote:Donald Glover obviously.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Starr this guy.
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Re: If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by itsmedan » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:05

Tom Hanks
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Post by Syringe » Thu Jun 09, 2016 21:52

robert downey jr or ryan gosling
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Re: If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Fri Jun 17, 2016 04:20

Drive Gosling or Only God Forgives Gosling?

there's a minor difference that explains a lot.

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Re: If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by kob » Fri Jun 17, 2016 16:17

i remember in like 8th grade one of my friends used to say i looked like Ben Affleck so that? even though i look nothing like him

him or the dude who plays Jaime in GoT

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Re: If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by Saladin » Fri Jun 17, 2016 17:46

Way too many girls say I look like Matthew Gray Gubler, the guy that plays Spencer on Criminal Minds. So much so that more that one person has come up to ask me excitedly only for me to deny it with them being skeptical.

I don't see this resemblance at all, and that show is dumb. But he's a decent actor and if that many people think I look like that, well, I'm not gonna argue. He's much more attractive than I am.
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Re: If Portalforums was a movie, who would play you?

Post by Gordon Frohman » Fri Jun 17, 2016 20:48

Saladin wrote:Way too many girls say I look like Matthew Gray Gubler, the guy that plays Spencer on Criminal Minds. So much so that more that one person has come up to ask me excitedly only for me to deny it with them being skeptical.

I don't see this resemblance at all, and that show is dumb. But he's a decent actor and if that many people think I look like that, well, I'm not gonna argue. He's much more attractive than I am.
Holy fuck, I can definitely see that. The resemblance is uncanny.

I've been told I look like Alexander Ovechkin, so him I guess.
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