***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

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***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Dec 21, 2014 00:01

I think I'd like to see Ransom and Vinny do one. And because he invented the game, Sally too.
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Sun Dec 21, 2014 15:34

FINE

here it goes gents

- I've tried meth once

- I've worn women's clothing, bra and panties included, to see what it felt like

- I've successfully pick-pocketed a person

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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Lord Rameon » Sun Dec 21, 2014 17:13

youdiedtooeasily wrote: I've successfully pick-pocketed a person
You know how hard it is to level your pickpocket high enough to be able to successfully pickpocket anyone?!

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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Dec 21, 2014 18:27

Pick pocket is the truth.
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Quack » Sun Dec 21, 2014 18:43

I think meth is the truth for reasons
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Dec 21, 2014 18:54

Quack wrote:I think meth is the truth for reasons
Because Vinny is black?
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Tue Dec 23, 2014 01:38

Pick pocket is the truth. thanks for playing.

back when I worked at Safeway as a Deli clerk I used to go out on my lunch break and blaze up with this chic that worked at Starbucks inside the store. she bummed cigarettes off of me every fucking day, like all day and one time I caught her buying a pack and she kept bumming smokes off of people. so one day, we get all blazed and walking back to the smoking area I purposely dropped my lighter in front of her. she reached down to pick it up and I swiftly walked past her and lifted the pack out of her coat pocket, she had no idea. later that day she asked me where her smokes went and I was like idk hoe. she even scoured through my car and I was trying not to laugh so hard. lesson learned. don't be a bum.

here's the next set of questions.

- I watched Powerpuff Girls when I was younger and enjoyed it, including owning a Bubbles doll

- I flushed an expensive piece of jewelry down the toilet to piss someone off

- I stole something from a liquor store that wasn't a 40

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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Quack » Tue Dec 23, 2014 02:12

Well, from your history, I think you stole from a liquor store :shhh:
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Tue Dec 23, 2014 04:04

I stole something from a liquor store that wasn't a 40

pay attention duckling. not saying you're wrong by any means but context clues my friend.

not sure if you get the term 40 in Canada, it's a big gulp of malt liquor basically. that and Burger King was my diet for a while, you can thank Smith.

however, the game still stands. I didn't confirm or deny your answer.

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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Mr. Smith » Tue Dec 23, 2014 04:23

youdiedtooeasily wrote: - I watched Powerpuff Girls when I was younger and enjoyed it, including owning a Bubbles doll

- I flushed an expensive piece of jewelry down the toilet to piss someone off

- I stole something from a liquor store that wasn't a 40
I can't play this round because I remember you telling me about it.
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Tue Dec 23, 2014 05:18

heh, well I was always a cunning asshole before, I think I may have tricked you this round. go on good sir. choose one.

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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Quack » Tue Dec 23, 2014 07:14

40 means 40 ounces right?
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Jon0101 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 08:33

Pounds. Liquid is heavy.
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by Mr. Smith » Tue Dec 23, 2014 16:46

youdiedtooeasily wrote:heh, well I was always a cunning asshole before, I think I may have tricked you this round. go on good sir. choose one.
You stole vodka
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Re: ***Official Thread*** 2 Lies and a Truth

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Fri Dec 26, 2014 04:51

I watched Powerpuff Girls when I was younger and enjoyed it, including owning a Bubbles doll is the truth, sadly.

I did actually watch the show, not gonna lie and yes, I did get a Bubbles doll at one point but gave it my cousin for her birthday since she loved the character so much. SUCH A MAN MOMENT I TELL YA.

I've only stolen 40s from liquor stores. the vodka theft I paid someone else to do since I couldn't figure out how to get away with it in a grocery store, somehow they could pull it off but he wouldn't tell me how he did it. yeah, I have a fucked up past, sorry. I'll think of new questions tomorrow.

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