Chrimbus 2016

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Chrimbus 2016

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Dec 24, 2016 19:27

Has everyone trimmed their Chrimbus bush this year? Is it extra wet? What did the Winter Man bring you?
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Re: Chrimbus 2016

Post by Quack » Sun Dec 25, 2016 05:17

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Re: Chrimbus 2016

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Sun Dec 25, 2016 17:29

NERRY CHROSTMAS

starting off the day with a glass of vodka. #adultChristmas

spent way more than I should on a high end prime rib I'm going to cook for dinner so looking forward to that (I really hope I don't fuck it up). actually celebrating at my house this time so it'll be weird to be the host. I'll post loot later, but now that I'm a dinosaur, I doubt I'll get much of anything.

hope y'all have a great day!

loot:

- $125 in Best Buy gift cards
- Free movie pass
- 12 pack of beer

The prime rib turned out great and was delicious, leftovers for days. I could eat the rib and scalloped potatoes for the rest of my life haha.

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Re: Chrimbus 2016

Post by burnfire88 » Mon Dec 26, 2016 13:10

A nutrininja bullet/food processor, a blender, a car breakdown kit, car cleaning set, forza horizon 3, some boxers, a wall clock, ratchet set, flashlight, and 100 bucks in cash.
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Re: Chrimbus 2016

Post by Mr. Smith » Mon Dec 26, 2016 18:37

Got about $400 in cash gifts from residents family members.
A $250 Christmas bonus from work.
$50 Macys Gift Card from the transportation service we use for our residents.
$50 Target gift card from one of the doctors in our facility.
$30 Subway gift card from another doctor.
$100 Amazon gift card from the psychiatrist at our facility.
$75 Black Angus gift card from the pharmacy we use
4 tins of cookies from residents
2 coffee mugs from residents families
6 boxes of chocolates from residents
And a scarf that one of the residents wives made for all the staff.

I fucking love my job, haha
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Re: Chrimbus 2016

Post by Quack » Mon Dec 26, 2016 19:36

I got $370!
That's $273.75 in USD.
Fuck the Canadian dollar is low
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Re: Chrimbus 2016

Post by kob » Tue Dec 27, 2016 17:28

$750 and some odds and ends. good xmas because i'm a broke college student!

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