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Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Impostorzim » Wed Nov 28, 2007 03:57

Welcome to the wonderful world of Monopoly. You fight ogres and evil spirits as you fuckin' pwn your opponents in the only game where you dominate and MONOPOLIZE EVERYTHING!! Want that tree over there?! MONOPOLIZE IT!! Follow the sacred map of Monopoly Land as I your spiritual guide (Dungeon Master) leads you through your super adventure!

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1.CHOOSE YOUR PLAYING PIECE!
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2.Start at Go!!!
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3. MONOPOLIZE! (but don't god mode...I'm god!! Not you!)
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Rules: You all start with 1,000 Gold Pieces. Pick your playing piece, or make one up. You start at Go! and your first post with start with you mentioning your playing piece and rolling the digital die!! Just pick a number. Then you post and I make something happen mattering on what you land on. I'll keep track of everything. Also post in 3rd person and make it kinda like a story/ D&D kinda thing.

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BEGIN! MONOPOLIZE!!
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Impostorzim » Wed Nov 28, 2007 04:00

Info Board:

1. ImpostorZim <Dungeon Master>
2. Stabbeh <Shoopuff Hat> HP:450/450 Gold: $0 <WARNING!>
3. Chill <Dog> HP: 347/400 Gold: $525
4. Jazz <Naked Hot Chick> HP: 285/300 Gold: $900
5. Djdamondo <Old Bawls> HP: 400/500 Gold: $1,070
6. GreenMonkey <T-Rex> HP:290/300 Gold: $900
7. OB_Rocks13 <On-Foot> HP: -99,999/300 <Dead> Gold: $52,000
8. Burnfire88 <Longcat> HP:290/300 Gold: $900
9. Jet Andre <Internet Proxy> HP:250/300 Gold: $1,000
10. Nither <Chuck Norris> HP:300/300 Gold: $800
11. Scythe <????> HP:300/300 Gold: $1,000
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Impostorzim » Wed Nov 28, 2007 04:15

Map:
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Aliens » Wed Nov 28, 2007 04:20

Stabbeh leaps into the air above "GO!" and *rolls 2*.

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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Impostorzim » Wed Nov 28, 2007 04:25

[color=#BF4000]Stabbeh comes across a clearing. He reaches the sacred Comunity Chest of the Southlands. He opens the chest, AND IS FORCED TO RIDE THE HOMOSEXUAL MUSICAL GHOST TRAIN!! Song and dance take Stabbeh over as he is taken for the ride of his life!!

*The train stops at Pennsylvania Railroad*

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-Sexually frustrated -- Sexually assaults any players in a one block area.[/color]
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Jazz » Wed Nov 28, 2007 05:56

I wanna play! My piece is a hot naked chick.
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Aliens » Wed Nov 28, 2007 07:05

Jazz wrote:I wanna play! My piece is a hot naked chick.
You need to RP your roll too!!

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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Cowardly » Wed Nov 28, 2007 17:46

A new CONTENDOR HAS JOINED THE MATCH

the DOG steps into the ring

im up

*rolls 5*

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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Damondo » Wed Nov 28, 2007 19:37

**Old Bawlz enters the game**

rolls a hard 7

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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Impostorzim » Wed Nov 28, 2007 23:18

Chill comes across the grand station of the Reading Railroad. The Ghost Train is off somewhere... He looks to his left and right. All of a sudden!! Super Homosexual Construction workers attack! Chill is hit on the head losing 3 HP.

(Now you can react by roleplaying against the situation. Will you defeat the construction workers, or take it in the ass for 30HP and a safe trip?)

*Option for buying Reading Railroad is available to you. Costs $100. You currently have $1,000. Any person landing on Reading Railroad has to pay Ass Protection to avoid getting anal penetration.


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Old Bawls takes 7 steps into a SPACE VORTEX!! He comes across a giant question mark and a sign reading "Chance". The question mark explodes and Old Bawls lands on his ass.

He is nearly crushed by a giant rock.
OH NOES! BOSS FIGHT! ITS JETHROW THE KAWK RAWK SLINGER!!

(You cannot roll until defeating the Kawk Rawk Slinger)
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by GreenMonkey » Thu Nov 29, 2007 00:17

Woohoo! Monopoly!!!

Look at me ma, I'm a T-Rex! Uh oh. I just rolled a 4!!!!
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by OBrocks » Thu Nov 29, 2007 00:49

OB COMES IN AND ROLLS A 9001

AND THEN LEAVES
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Impostorzim » Thu Nov 29, 2007 05:53

Greenmonkey rides her T-Rex straight into Oriental Avenue. She stops at a store to buy a drink...when all of a sudden, 3 Japanese Samurai Warriors come out and attack!! Will Greenmonkey's commando style of fighting and giant T-Rex be enough to combat the evil Samurai on their own turf?!

(The Samurai Warriors must be stopped! Or you could do something else...What do you plan on doing?!)

*Oriental Avenue is now available to you for purchase. Costs $25 which is alot of Yen apparently. That's alot of Suc-Luc Dong soup. Anyone to step into Oriental Avenue under your control, will be attacked with a serious case of the Sars disease.


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OB travels 9,001 steps forward on his journey. He has passed Go! 225 times. You collect $200 for passing Go! For his amazing journey on foot (for not mentioning your playing piece) OB earns $51,000. OB lands on Mediterranean Avenue where he is struck by lightening. He had also contracted AIDS and a serious case of Athlete's Foot. Congratulations on trying to play God with your 9,001 sided die.

*Collects $51,000

*Dies of Lightning Strike, AIDS, and Athlete's Foot.

*You are now dead. Please refrain from posting.
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by Jazz » Thu Nov 29, 2007 05:56

A hot naked chick struts up to go and flaunts her stuff.

I've rolled a 5!
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Re: Monopoly the Action-RPG

Post by burnfire88 » Thu Nov 29, 2007 06:02

I wanna join!
I want to be Longcat!
I roll a 4!
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