The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Darth Urra » Tue Apr 22, 2008 04:16

we all had anal butt sex and got a rare case of scabies and scurvy on the high seas of the Abecean Sea (elder scrolls reference)

We are all near death and then...

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by burnfire88 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 04:20

Burn went over to Stabbeh and gently caressed his bare chest.
"Oh you naughty boy....last night was amazing" he said seductively while bringing his head down to listen to Stabbeh's heartbeat.
Glancing down at Burn, Stabbeh says softly, "I love you sweetheart".
But then all of a sudden Jazz bursts through the door screaming.
"What the fuck are you two doing, Burn I thought you were mine!!!" Jazz's raspy voice echoing through the house.
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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Darth Urra » Tue Apr 22, 2008 04:24

Jazz takes his fleshy sword and rams it into Burn.
Harder
and harder
and harder until stabbeh intercedes
"No," screamed Stabbeh, "I wont let you have him!"

Jazz turned to Smith, who was raping a goat...quite feverishly, and said, "Stop fucking that goat and help me!"

Smith pulled out and fired a pistol in the air.

Urra said, "Where the fuck did you get a gun?"

Smith replied, "From my pants...silly."

Jazz handled the bloody fleshy sword that bombarded Burn and turned to Stabbeh and said...

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by burnfire88 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 04:29

"ITS GOOFY TIME!"
Jazz ran towards the frightened Stabbeh and thrust his enormous man-meat into Stabbeh's tight anus.
"PULL OUT, GET OUT OF MY ASS JAZZ!!!" Stabbeh cried with tears running down his face.
With a crazed look on his face, Jazz looked deep into Stabbeh's eyes and said, "Your tears only make my penis harder!" and then with a final, sweaty push, Jazz exhales and shoots his load deep into Stabbeh, as he cums in between their tangled bodies.
"Oh my god Jazz...that....was amazing!", Stabbeh grunted.
Then they looked over at Burn laying on the ground...
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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Darth Urra » Tue Apr 22, 2008 04:49

[OOC]that was gross[/OOC]

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Scythe » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:51

Stab then cums out WoW
and they all start playing.

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by mongoose_01 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 16:47

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Julianos » Mon Apr 28, 2008 00:55

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Darth Urra » Mon Apr 28, 2008 02:48

Julianos125 wrote:Chill hides
inside deep vagimes...

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Cowardly » Mon Apr 28, 2008 16:24

Darth Urra' wrote:
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Vaginas?? baby, i dont hide. They know im there alright.

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Julianos » Mon Apr 28, 2008 21:56

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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by OBrocks » Mon Apr 28, 2008 23:03

Julianos125 wrote:Chill hid
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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by burnfire88 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 00:44

((MOAR!))
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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by burnfire88 » Thu Mar 31, 2011 23:31

Holy shit I fucking lold.
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Re: The stab and burn RP. That sounds violent

Post by Gordon Frohman » Fri Apr 01, 2011 00:47

Holy fuck you guys are gay lol.
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