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Post by Hayden100 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 22:22

Bob had been locked up for 3 days. When suddenly it came to him, a chance to escape. he looked at the dog food, then at the dog, then back at the dog food.
"OF COURSE"
Bob waited until the next time the guard entered the cell, he placed some dog food in his clothes. As the guard locked the cell the dog attacked the guard, killing him then eating the dog food. The dead body of the guard lay beside the cell. Bob took off his shirt and unraveled the cotton, then remade it into a rope.

For three hours he tried to lasoo (major sp) the dog, when finally he did it. He pulled the dog over, the keys jangleing around its neck. Bob picked up the small dog and bashed it against the lock!!!
After another half hour the lock busted and the door SWONG OPEN!!!

"WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS EARLIER" Bob yelled attracting attention to himself.

Bob picked up the dagger on the table and hid in the basement corner. No way could he fight his way out. He would have to wait for a distraction before he could make his move.

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Post by OBrocks » Thu Nov 30, 2006 00:28

Donan and his companions had gotten lost in the winding passages of the cave. Finally they reached a room with a cage in it. A dog lay dead on the floor with blood seeping from its head and the door to the cage was busted open. A man hid in the corner of the room with a knife.

Donan walked over to the man and helped him up. He said his name was Bob. Bob... Bob... and then it clicked. It was Sir Bob VI! Or V! Or something! The one that had gotten knocked into a coma during the war! After getting reacquainted they began to leave. But they found themselves face-to-face with five bandits...
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Post by Juggernaut » Thu Nov 30, 2006 05:40

It was two days later when Beviers companions arrived. They rested up for a bit and then they rode out of the gate, to hunt down the creatures haunting Bruma.
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Post by Juggernaut » Tue Dec 05, 2006 18:02

The small forced moved out of Bruma, and very quickly found a seven ogres chewing on rocks. The knights charged in with their lances lowered as Ruby charged up her lightning as powerful as she could make it. Bevier peirced through one of the ogres back, it fell to the ground paralyzed. Bevier felt a an enormous blow as one of the ogres connected with the side of his head. He fell from his horse, the snow provided just what he needed to pull him self up to his feet. He looked around and saw Khartag battling with a rather large ogre. The ogre had been battered by Khartags hammer but it still kept charging forward.
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Post by Juggernaut » Mon Dec 11, 2006 22:03

Bevier looked on in horror as the ogre raised his club. As it started flying downwards towards Khartags head, it just stopped in mid air. The ogre had been drawn to Beviers shiny armour, and dropped it's club, it was completely lovestruck. Bevier knew the look in hi...I mean her eye. He moaned.
"By the nine...DOES ANY ONE SPEAK OGRE?" He roared, turning to run from the ogre who started to chase him.
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Post by Juggernaut » Sat Dec 23, 2006 22:46

For a man dressed in full armour, Bevier was hauling ass. The ogress was always about five steps behind him, trying to serenade him with an ogre song. Bevier winced as she hit a particulary high note. He glampsed a quick look at his friends who were all collapsed on the ground in laughter. He stopped quick enough to grab a rock, which he threw at the group. It bounced harmlessly off of Ulaths armour, making a ringing sound. It worked, the ogress looked over in that direction, curious to what the sound had been. Bevier dashed behind a rock and hid.
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