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A mean and definite act of cruelty.... >:)

Post by Witchkin » Fri May 25, 2007 07:52

Sooo....my younger brother is down from Oklahoma for the summer, and he brought his PS3 with him. We played around with it for like...haf an hour a week ago, and it has been primarily sitting unused. He has been playing Gears of War and Oblivion. lol

He's back up in Oklahoma visiting his g/f right now. So I slipped into his room and used his internet browser function on his PS3 to download about 4 gig of hardcore gay porn, granny, tranny, and midget smut. >:) I stored them all as pictures and set them up to play as a slideshow....then I hid the controllers. >:)

So when he comes back tomorrow.....he will have all kinds of fun trying to not look at the screen and desperately digging around for his controllers to try to stop the slide show. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!
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Post by Gordon Frohman » Fri May 25, 2007 16:18

Witchkin wrote:Sooo....my younger brother is down from Oklahoma for the summer, and he brought his PS3 with him. We played around with it for like...haf an hour a week ago, and it has been primarily sitting unused. He has been playing Gears of War and Oblivion. lol

He's back up in Oklahoma visiting his g/f right now. So I slipped into his room and used his internet browser function on his PS3 to download about 4 gig of hardcore gay porn, granny, tranny, and midget smut. >:) I stored them all as pictures and set them up to play as a slideshow....then I hid the controllers. >:)

So when he comes back tomorrow.....he will have all kinds of fun trying to not look at the screen and desperately digging around for his controllers to try to stop the slide show. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!
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Post by Aliens » Fri May 25, 2007 17:05

Witchkin wrote:Sooo....my younger brother is down from Oklahoma for the summer, and he brought his PS3 with him. We played around with it for like...haf an hour a week ago, and it has been primarily sitting unused. He has been playing Gears of War and Oblivion. lol

He's back up in Oklahoma visiting his g/f right now. So I slipped into his room and used his internet browser function on his PS3 to download about 4 gig of hardcore gay porn, granny, tranny, and midget smut. >:) I stored them all as pictures and set them up to play as a slideshow....then I hid the controllers. >:)

So when he comes back tomorrow.....he will have all kinds of fun trying to not look at the screen and desperately digging around for his controllers to try to stop the slide show. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!
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Post by Nefneir » Fri May 25, 2007 19:37

Witchkin wrote:Sooo....my younger brother is down from Oklahoma for the summer, and he brought his PS3 with him. We played around with it for like...haf an hour a week ago, and it has been primarily sitting unused. He has been playing Gears of War and Oblivion. lol

He's back up in Oklahoma visiting his g/f right now. So I slipped into his room and used his internet browser function on his PS3 to download about 4 gig of hardcore gay porn, granny, tranny, and midget smut. >:) I stored them all as pictures and set them up to play as a slideshow....then I hid the controllers. >:)

So when he comes back tomorrow.....he will have all kinds of fun trying to not look at the screen and desperately digging around for his controllers to try to stop the slide show. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!
Dude, that is soooo funny, you can be a prank masta if you keep doing those,lol, you should bust into his room and take some pics of his face once he sees it, then you should post them here!
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Post by gophergun » Sat May 26, 2007 04:31

Witchkin wrote:Sooo....my younger brother is down from Oklahoma for the summer, and he brought his PS3 with him. We played around with it for like...haf an hour a week ago, and it has been primarily sitting unused. He has been playing Gears of War and Oblivion. lol

He's back up in Oklahoma visiting his g/f right now. So I slipped into his room and used his internet browser function on his PS3 to download about 4 gig of hardcore gay porn, granny, tranny, and midget smut. >:) I stored them all as pictures and set them up to play as a slideshow....then I hid the controllers. >:)

So when he comes back tomorrow.....he will have all kinds of fun trying to not look at the screen and desperately digging around for his controllers to try to stop the slide show. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!
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Post by Witchkin » Sat May 26, 2007 04:35

I am thinking of a way I could do that... I will prolly be at work when he gets home. Hmmm.....maybe I'll just set it in the livingroom, and then be around to greet him.

I will have to be careful of the shots I take, as the content on the screen will be totally unacceptable for this board....

I got all kinds of good stuff. From all kinds of places...German Goo Boys....Twink Takes it in the Stink.....Black Seducer.....Gay for Pay.....Sergeant Sodomy.....All kinds of stuff. lol
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Post by Witchkin » Sat May 26, 2007 05:00

Ok, I know double posting is bad but....I just tried to set up a song to be playing in the background, and the PS3 is so LAME that you can't select a song to pla in the background and do anything else.

I would select a song I loaded like "Be my lover" by La Bouche, or "What is Love" and "Move your feet" by Junioe Senior to accompany the torrent of hardcore homo-erotica that would flow through his PS3....and the on board media software is so LAME that it can't play a song and look at pictures at the same time. LoL

Just to equal out for this...I d/led a vid of an old woman, (66 years or so with her top pulled down, who licks her fingers and then rubs her leathery chest meat nubs) and re-named it.... "girls_gone_wild_springBreak_cancunblonde.wmv " :twisted:
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Post by Ransom » Sat May 26, 2007 13:52

Witchkin you are a horrible person

I just thought you should know

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Post by Gordon Frohman » Sat May 26, 2007 14:11

Come on Ransom, you know it's funny...
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Post by Witchkin » Sat May 26, 2007 19:02

Ransom Arceihn wrote:Witchkin you are a horrible person

I just thought you should know
Awwwww... :oops: THAT's the nices thingyou have ever said to me Ransy.....I think I'm gonna cry... :lol:
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Post by Ransom » Sun May 27, 2007 09:22

Just giving credit where credit's due

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Post by suna_suna » Sun May 27, 2007 14:49

Witchkin wrote:Ok, I know double posting is bad but....I just tried to set up a song to be playing in the background, and the PS3 is so LAME that you can't select a song to pla in the background and do anything else.

I would select a song I loaded like "Be my lover" by La Bouche, or "What is Love" and "Move your feet" by Junioe Senior to accompany the torrent of hardcore homo-erotica that would flow through his PS3....and the on board media software is so LAME that it can't play a song and look at pictures at the same time. LoL

Just to equal out for this...I d/led a vid of an old woman, (66 years or so with her top pulled down, who licks her fingers and then rubs her leathery chest meat nubs) and re-named it.... "girls_gone_wild_springBreak_cancunblonde.wmv " :twisted:
while i find your idea hilarious beyond meaning, there was no need to attack the PS3 in you post.

now :ahem: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Witchkin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 06:14

So here is the way his discovery broke down.

He gets home and notices that his PS3 has been turned on. :: :? ::

He turns the TV on, and flips it over to the Component 2 option to see if maybe....an Assasin's Creed video download perhaps? Nay my good sir.

He watches in horror as an image is displayed on the screen that freezes him at first with fear, then blisters into anger.
The first image to appear is that of a young Hispanic man, from downwards facing up towards him, with his boxers down and a bright red boner thrusting out. He is pointing to it and smiling with a look of. "Yeah.....see that? You like that don't you?"
:shock: goes to :oops: turns to :evil: He grabs his cell phone and calls me up..... I notice it is him and avoid taking the call on purpose. Actual message. "What the $%#@ did you do to my Playstation?! There's......Awwww GOD DAM IT!!" The image switched in slide show form to that of a young man in the middle of a gay costume party. There on the floor of the nightclub he squats down in front of one man, with what appears to be about half a bottle of hair conditioner spilled across his chiseled chest. (All gay guys work out waaayyyy too much) He is the end stop on a gay conga line, that appears to have a very happy ending for all the Versace, Armani and various sportswear clad men at this party.

He is so disturbed that he accidentally hangs up the phone. He calls me back......." Where the hell is my controller man?!?! Where did you hide it? This isn't funny dude!! " He sounds upset, and very near tears at this point, so I concede, and tell him where I hid one of his controllers.

He deletes the slideshow in short order. And calls me back to inform me that I do in fact resemble parts of a horse's anatomy that should never be mentioned...particulary in the company of women.

I call him back and feign apology in my tone. "I tell him, look man, that was cruel I know...But hey, I made it up to you in advance, go to your video section....." He goes to the stored video section and sees the fist video titled. doom4trailer.wmv "Doom 4?!?! They are gonna make another Doom game?"

What he is treated to when he starts the movie however, is very far from the premise to a sequel to ID Software's blockbuster hit....
The video was that of a VERY fat black woman orally pleasing a scrawny white man who is lying on his back. He then raises his legs and allows her to....uhm....."check his temperature rectally" with her tongue.
I am greeted by one last voice mail for the evening...

"What the......OH MY--------SONOFABITCH!! You are sick man!!"

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