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Post by Achilles » Mon Jun 04, 2007 06:31

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Dude, that is freakin amaizing, Im gonna come to you for prank advice from now on.
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Post by Slawter » Sat Jun 23, 2007 04:26

Witchkin wrote:So here is the way his discovery broke down.

He gets home and notices that his PS3 has been turned on. :: :? ::

He turns the TV on, and flips it over to the Component 2 option to see if maybe....an Assasin's Creed video download perhaps? Nay my good sir.

He watches in horror as an image is displayed on the screen that freezes him at first with fear, then blisters into anger.
The first image to appear is that of a young Hispanic man, from downwards facing up towards him, with his boxers down and a bright red boner thrusting out. He is pointing to it and smiling with a look of. "Yeah.....see that? You like that don't you?"
:shock: goes to :oops: turns to :evil: He grabs his cell phone and calls me up..... I notice it is him and avoid taking the call on purpose. Actual message. "What the $%#@ did you do to my Playstation?! There's......Awwww GOD DAM IT!!" The image switched in slide show form to that of a young man in the middle of a gay costume party. There on the floor of the nightclub he squats down in front of one man, with what appears to be about half a bottle of hair conditioner spilled across his chiseled chest. (All gay guys work out waaayyyy too much) He is the end stop on a gay conga line, that appears to have a very happy ending for all the Versace, Armani and various sportswear clad men at this party.

He is so disturbed that he accidentally hangs up the phone. He calls me back......." Where the hell is my controller man?!?! Where did you hide it? This isn't funny dude!! " He sounds upset, and very near tears at this point, so I concede, and tell him where I hid one of his controllers.

He deletes the slideshow in short order. And calls me back to inform me that I do in fact resemble parts of a horse's anatomy that should never be mentioned...particulary in the company of women.

I call him back and feign apology in my tone. "I tell him, look man, that was cruel I know...But hey, I made it up to you in advance, go to your video section....." He goes to the stored video section and sees the fist video titled. doom4trailer.wmv "Doom 4?!?! They are gonna make another Doom game?"

What he is treated to when he starts the movie however, is very far from the premise to a sequel to ID Software's blockbuster hit....
The video was that of a VERY fat black woman orally pleasing a scrawny white man who is lying on his back. He then raises his legs and allows her to....uhm....."check his temperature rectally" with her tongue.
I am greeted by one last voice mail for the evening...

"What the......OH MY--------SONOFABITCH!! You are sick man!!"

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Post by Impostorzim » Sat Jun 23, 2007 04:45

You win life. I'm glad to see the PS3 did something good this year.
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Post by burnfire88 » Sat Jun 23, 2007 05:43

DUDE OMFG ROFL that is fucking hilarious.
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Post by OBrocks » Sat Jun 23, 2007 13:34

Wow. You are amazing. Witchkin is the best prankster ever.

Did he find the "girls gone wild" picture yet? :lol:
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Post by Impostorzim » Sat Jun 23, 2007 20:50

OB_rocks13 wrote:Wow. You are amazing. Witchkin is the best prankster ever.

Did he find the "girls gone wild" picture yet? :lol:
Girls Gone Wild wouldn't be funny. Gay porn is lol.
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Post by Witchkin » Sun Jun 24, 2007 03:20

OB_rocks13 wrote:Wow. You are amazing. Witchkin is the best prankster ever.

Did he find the "girls gone wild" picture yet? :lol:
Yeah, he stumbled acros each of them itme.. hehehe.... like watching a blind sheep walk through a minefield.
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Post by Gordon Frohman » Sun Jun 24, 2007 03:33

Witchkin is officially a stud.
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Post by samuelmonaghan_aussie » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:43

nicely done! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by suna_suna » Fri Jul 06, 2007 21:22

i like his last reaction
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Post by Witchkin » Sat Mar 22, 2008 04:20

suna_suna wrote:i like his last reaction

yeah..he still harasses me about this incident. lol
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Re: A mean and definite act of cruelty.... >:)

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:08

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Re: A mean and definite act of cruelty.... >:)

Post by OBrocks » Sat Mar 22, 2008 13:55

dammit sam stop bumping shit
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Re: A mean and definite act of cruelty.... >:)

Post by burnfire88 » Sun May 18, 2008 03:07

I would have been so scared if anyone did this to me.
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Re: A mean and definite act of cruelty.... >:)

Post by Aliens » Sun May 18, 2008 16:38

Srsly Burn, me too.

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