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funny unit sayings

Post by suna_suna » Mon Aug 06, 2007 08:16

i open the here topic for the fun quotes from the units of starcraft (and warcraft if you realy want to). please mention the unit and game

the best: "That's one small step for man...and one giant leap for *chrck* STOP POKING ME!" probe, starcraft
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Jagermonsta » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:56

I think if you click on a Wraith long enough they go "I have a question, why am I so good?"
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Re: funny unit sayings

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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Arcus Arcanus » Mon Aug 06, 2007 22:01

i can only remember the Warcraft ones. I said the first one yesterday in the middle of a game.

"You want to get the Undead?

I'll tell you how to get the Undead.

Their man pulls a knife;

Your man pulls a gun.

They send your man to the hospital;

You send their man to the morgue.

That's how you get the Undead."
-Drwarven Rifleman

"MORTAR KOMBAT!"
-Dwarven Mortar Team

"My life for Aiur! I..I mean Ner'zhul!"
-Acolyte

And a weird conversation I've heard in only one game:

"I bring darkness!"
-Pit Lord

"Who is this Darkness anyway?"
-Death Knight

"Darkness needs to get DSL; his line is always busy.
-Demon Hunter (demon form)

I called Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'Darkness, pick up the phone!' but he didn't answer. He must be screening his calls"
-Demon Hunter

Hello? Darkness, hey, what's up? The demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don't know his number"
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by iamthelordhitman » Tue Aug 07, 2007 01:29

except for the fact that its for starcraft sayings, and not warcraft :think:
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by suna_suna » Tue Aug 07, 2007 02:12

i said you could do WC to.

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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Arcus Arcanus » Tue Aug 07, 2007 03:01

suna_suna wrote:i open the here topic for the fun quotes from the units of starcraft (and warcraft if you realy want to). please mention the unit and game

the best: "That's one small step for man...and one giant leap for *chrck* STOP POKING ME!" probe, starcraft
Hey how was the probe talking? I thought all they did was make machine-like noises such as waaaaiiiii and yeeeaaawww
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by iamthelordhitman » Tue Aug 07, 2007 19:29

suna_suna wrote:i said you could do WC to.

"Someone get me otta this chickenshit suit" marine
why the hell would u do warcraft sayings in the starcraft section? :huh:
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Arcus Arcanus » Tue Aug 07, 2007 19:47

Might as well put it with the rest of the funny unit sayings.
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by suna_suna » Sat Aug 11, 2007 08:17

exactly. do you see a warcraft section, cause i don't
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Jet Andre » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:49

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Best quote. Ever. From any game.
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by suna_suna » Mon Aug 13, 2007 07:50

the probe is like a radio in that quote
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by samuelmonaghan_aussie » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:30

You lapdogs are better than I thought, Ill have to improvise!
- warcraft, Mr Smite

Ok it aint funny but after u have heard it 100,000 times u just gotta laugh at its stupidity..


(I bet someone will say, we gotta laugh at ur stupidity)
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Arcus Arcanus » Thu Aug 16, 2007 17:36

Who is Mr. Smite?
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Re: funny unit sayings

Post by Slawter » Thu Aug 30, 2007 17:05

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