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Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 10/06/14***

Post by Mr. Smith » Wed Dec 18, 2013 16:16

-Phoenix police department interrogation room-
Detective, "Mister Mona, we found you with his blood all over you. We found the murder weapon in your bed. How do you expect us to believe this story about some time traveling nazi from the future. Just make a confession and the DA will take death off the table."

-A commotion is heard down the call and the detective goes to investigate. All of a sudden Vinny hears a shotgun blast and the door opens to reveal Nick Jalali.

Nick, "Hurry Vinny, we don't have much time.
Vinny, "How the hell did you get wrapped up in this? You're not even from PF."
Nick, "Burnfire sent me to help you, but we have to hurry.

-Vinny and Nick make their way to Nick's car and drive off to an abandoned parking structure outside of Mesa. Nick and Vinny get out of the car and Vinny walks over to the edge of the parking structure, not noticing the gun that's now in Nick's hand.

-Vinny turns around to see Nick pointing the gun at him.

Vinny, "What the fuck man?"
Nick, "Don't take it personal, I'm just doing a job."
Vinny "A job for who?"
Nick "Lets just say a mutual acquaintance found out I'm more like Mad Thad then I'd care to admit. After I kill you and Burnfire confirms your dead, then I'll be released from the contract."
Vinny "That's fucked up. You're sick man, you won't get away from this or that sick fucking crap you're into. Fucking pedophile!"

-Nick raises his gun and a single gunshot rings out in the parking structure

-Nick's eyes open wide as he starts coughing up blood. His gun falls from his hand and clatters on the cold concrete floor of the parking garage. He drops to his knees and falls forward, dead. Vinny ducks behind a ceramic planter as he watches Jet Andre walk out from behind a parked van.

Jet: "Sorry I'm late, are you alright?"
Vinny: "What the fuck just happened?"
Jet: "It's a long story, but we need to get you to see Chapstick, he needs your help."
Vinny: "Alright, fine I guess."

As Vinny is walking to Jet's car he takes a moment to kick Nick's corpse in the face a few times.

Vinny: "So what the fuck is going on?"
Jet: "Things have been bad since you left PF. Rival factions sprang up, and there was a civil war when Ransom and The Avatar tried to stage a coup. Cathrine and Charlotte were killed, Chapstick and his Smurf army tried to bring peace, but it proved futile. I joined ranks with Chapstick in hopes of fostering some sort of peace on PF but it looks hopeless. Now that Tony has returned we're pretty much screwed."
Vinny: "Damn man, so why the fuck do you need me? All I did was do payroll and burn down Vegas when I was in the Air Force."
Jet: "We need you because you're the only person still in contact with the one person who prepared for Tony, the one person who saw this all coming. We must find Mr. Smith, he can stop what has already been set in motion."

Jet and Vinny pull up to a nondescript warehouse and go inside.
They are greeted by a man dressed as a Smurf in military fatigues.
Vinny: "What the fuck?"
Jet: "Lots of things have changed since you've been gone. Now let's hurry up, Chapstick is expecting us."

Jet and Vinny walk into a small office and see Chapstick sitting down.
Chapstick: "have a seat gentlemen." Motioning with his hand towards the two chairs in front of his desk
Vinny: "What the fuck is going on dude?"
Chapstick: "I'll be brief, Tony has returned, and he returned with an army. He's already turning former members of PF and killing those that refuse to join him. We've already lost Doom_Maniac, Spineless-Mush, and mongoose. We need your help in locating Smith. And to do that we must find Ransom. You've known Smith longer then anyone else, are you up to the task?"
Vinny: "Aww fuck, I guess so. So what do I gotta do man?"
Chapstick: "Visit an old Oblivion reject." Chapstick tosses a file towards Vinny labeled CHINS "Bring some McDonalds if you want to get anything out of him."

-Jet leads Vinny down a hallway to an equipment room.

Jet: "Gear up and I'll introduce you to the team that will be assisting you."
Vinny: "K man"

-Vinny walks over to the gun case and picks out a glock and an MP5 as 4 people walk into the room.

Jet: "Let me introduce you to your team. Juggernaut, Oblivion Knight, Mongoose, Jack, and Dan. They will be providing support during the operation."
Vinny: "Alright, lets get this shit over with. Do I got a ride or something?"

-Jet motions Vinny to follow him to the garage. Vinny sees an Expedition and walks over to it.

Vinny: "This will do."

-He gets in and this group follows. He drives out of the garage and looks through the file and sets a destination on the GPS. As he nears closer, he remembers about McDonalds. He slams on the brakes, startling everyone in the SUV.

Vinny: "Fuck! Someone read the file and see what I should get there."
Juggernaut: "It just says 10 of anything, no fish or salad and a large cup of special sauce."
Vinny: "Sounds like a health nut to me." *whispers under his breath* "God dammit"

-They pull into a McDonalds and orders the food. They drive up to a a group of warehouses and park in front of one of them.

Vinny: "Juggs, you're with me, the rest of you check shit out."

-Vinny grabs his MP5 and glock and Juggs grabs the food and they walk inside. They are greeted by the smell of feces and urine and lots of flies.

Vinny: "What the fuck is this shit!"

-They make their way to a room near the back and open the double doors and are greeted to a scene from Se7en.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 12/24/13***

Post by Quack » Sat Dec 28, 2013 06:47

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 12/24/13***

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Dec 28, 2013 17:08

Ducks wrote:I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Before the new year, someone will be dead. Saladin is already dead though.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 12/24/13***

Post by Achilles » Tue Dec 31, 2013 09:29

Someone needs to animate this.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 12/24/13***

Post by Mr. Smith » Tue Dec 31, 2013 16:28

Achilles wrote:Someone needs to animate this.
I pick you or Ransom. Ransom since he's not actually busy like you are.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 12/31/13***

Post by Mr. Smith » Wed Jan 01, 2014 00:08

And now Ransom tried to take over PF.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 12/31/13***

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Wed Jan 01, 2014 00:52

dude, this is good haha

you know me all too well, I'd do and say those exact things in that situation. looking forward to the rest!

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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by Mr. Smith » Sat Jan 11, 2014 00:33

Small update last night.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Sun Feb 09, 2014 04:28

the community demands an update.

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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Feb 09, 2014 05:36

Yes yes, I'll post an update before I go into surgery on the 14th. Been kinda busy with work and building up my live stream audience.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Sun Feb 16, 2014 07:38

what the actual fuck dude

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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by Lord Rameon » Sun Feb 16, 2014 14:54

Surgery? Are you ok Smith?

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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by Mr. Smith » Sun Feb 16, 2014 17:42

Lord Rameon wrote:Surgery? Are you ok Smith?
Yeah it was Friday, I'm fine. I promise I'll post a decent sized update by this time next week.
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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by Lord Rameon » Mon Feb 17, 2014 04:23

Mr. Smith wrote:
Lord Rameon wrote:Surgery? Are you ok Smith?
Yeah it was Friday, I'm fine. I promise I'll post a decent sized update by this time next week.
Glad to hear it :-)

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Re: Portalforums: The Final Season ***Updated 1/09/14***

Post by youdiedtooeasily » Tue Aug 05, 2014 03:16

ahem.

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